I was walking down the street today and saw my Afghani neighbor standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong Abdul, won't it start? Sorry, I just couldn't resist...
'Not A Relative': I just finished checking my Facebook ‘account’ (which I haven’t checked in roughly two months) and saw that my niece sent a ‘FamilyLink’ request. I checked ‘not a relative’ just to mess with her…