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“Annoyed at neighborhood cat for not liking my great bbq chicken. So then stick to Tender Vittles you furry four-legged culinary neanderthal.”
Sunday at 5:53 pm -
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“1.98/gal at the circle k on bayou. Drive baby drive.”
November 13 at 12:35 pm -
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“Got the first exciting UPS delivery I've had in months and it's...Legos. I suspect it is meant for @
tedreese
s kids. I'm not wrapping them!”
November 12 at 4:28 pm -
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“Al Franken and Hillary Clinton are still spamming me for money. This can't go on forever, can it?”
November 6 at 9:41 pm -
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“Now Whoopi is in 1973 too. This show keeps getting freakier and freakier.”
November 6 at 8:38 pm -
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“Good. Thanks for the info.”
November 5 at 3:03 pm -
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“In my county, with all precincts reporting, The Boston Tea Party has delivered a crushing blow to the Prohibition party. 9 votes to 3.”
November 5 at 10:48 am -
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“@
feliciaday
with zero precincts reporting, Twitter is calling this race for Barack Obama. There is no margin of error.”
November 4 at 3:58 pm -
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“Free taco day tomorrow. I've been wanting a free taco since the Mir space station missed the Taco Bell target years ago.”
October 27 at 4:19 pm -
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“@
tedreese
I lost therealmccain when I said that john was a panamanian but fake sarah palin is still following me.”
October 27 at 8:26 am -
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“@
JasonCalacanis
don't forget to go nuts for Audible. Mmmm Audible.”
October 26 at 2:46 pm -
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“@
tedreese
McCain was born in Panama i think.”
October 24 at 8:51 am -
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“Planting mums. Very quietly.”
October 19 at 12:41 pm -
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“No way anyone could have been alive in there. Hope they got out before it blew.”
October 7 at 3:37 pm -
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“Just passed a truck that was engulfed in flames.”
October 7 at 3:29 pm -
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GOP dread: Dems could hit 60 Senate seats - Jim VandeHei
October 5 at 1:42 pm -
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"Grand Old Party = Furry Old Lobster" -
Ben
posted five messages on
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“@
tedreese
It was nice to have at least tried. Last time I just thought of it, this time I tried, next time I'm going to get me an oyster!”
October 4 at 8:40 pm -
Link
“I'm giving up. It's very rocky here. I should have gone to bayou texar park.”
October 4 at 8:16 pm -
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“At war with the dog again. One of the two mammals who claim my backyard as their territory must die.”
October 2 at 8:32 am -
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“How the heck can people not be annoyed by Rachel Maddow?”
October 1 at 8:07 pm -
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“@
dlprager
It's so annoying that the crappiest cheese ever is called American cheese. We're a powerfull country, why can't we get a decen ...”
October 1 at 3:45 pm -
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“@
pennjillette
whatever device you tweeted that with needs a squirt of Lysol, ASAP.”
October 1 at 2:36 pm -
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“@
BIGAL39
you are a lean, mean, lasagna making machine. Pasta's worst nightmare.”
October 1 at 1:23 pm -
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“@
mollywood
you do not deserve to watch Comedy Central. You subjected us to Brian Cooley today. Go back to work!”
September 30 at 8:00 pm -
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“@
tedreese
good on the kitten. I hate to be all death to pets but. really. Death to pets. You have an absurd amount of them. It's ridiculous.”
September 30 at 7:46 pm -
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“@
leolaporte
send specs to Dean Kamen.”
September 30 at 3:30 pm -
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“@
mollywood
It is always painful when you reinstall Windows but it usually doesn't kill the cats!”
September 30 at 10:14 am -
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“@
tedreese
bag. river. drown.”
September 28 at 7:34 pm -
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“My whole agenda is "death to kittens." The cuter, the deader as far as I'm concerned. Filthy rotten kittens.”
September 28 at 7:18 pm -
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“Feeling cheated by David Blaine. The "Dive of Death!!" was incredibly lame.”
September 24 at 8:20 pm -
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posted two messages on
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“@
hodgman
I think he might be dangerous and don't count on Mac guy to back you up. He reeks of unreliability.”
September 21 at 4:04 pm -
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“@
hodgman
Is the new lookalike PC guy from the Microsoft ad there, and if he is will you fight him?”
September 21 at 4:00 pm -
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“En rout to early morning baptism.”
September 21 at 6:43 am -
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“Starving but unwilling to open one of my 16 cans of tuna because the P38 can opener is a pain in the neck.”
September 20 at 6:08 pm -
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“Annoyed at the pope. Wishing I was Prager because I'm starving. I could walk 5 blocks and get oysters but I would get sick. We're polluted.”
September 20 at 4:56 pm -
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