Ben

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“Annoyed at neighborhood cat for not liking my great bbq chicken. So then stick to Tender Vittles you furry four-legged culinary neanderthal.”

Sunday at 5:53 pm - Link

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“1.98/gal at the circle k on bayou. Drive baby drive.”

November 13 at 12:35 pm - Link

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“Got the first exciting UPS delivery I've had in months and it's...Legos. I suspect it is meant for @tedreese s kids. I'm not wrapping them!”

November 12 at 4:28 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Al Franken and Hillary Clinton are still spamming me for money. This can't go on forever, can it?”

November 6 at 9:41 pm - Link

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“Now Whoopi is in 1973 too. This show keeps getting freakier and freakier.”

November 6 at 8:38 pm - Link

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“Good. Thanks for the info.”

November 5 at 3:03 pm - Link

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“In my county, with all precincts reporting, The Boston Tea Party has delivered a crushing blow to the Prohibition party. 9 votes to 3.”

November 5 at 10:48 am - Link

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“@feliciaday with zero precincts reporting, Twitter is calling this race for Barack Obama. There is no margin of error.”

November 4 at 3:58 pm - Link

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“Free taco day tomorrow. I've been wanting a free taco since the Mir space station missed the Taco Bell target years ago.”

October 27 at 4:19 pm - Link

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“@tedreese I lost therealmccain when I said that john was a panamanian but fake sarah palin is still following me.”

October 27 at 8:26 am - Link

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“@JasonCalacanis don't forget to go nuts for Audible. Mmmm Audible.”

October 26 at 2:46 pm - Link

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“@tedreese McCain was born in Panama i think.”

October 24 at 8:51 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Planting mums. Very quietly.”

October 19 at 12:41 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“No way anyone could have been alive in there. Hope they got out before it blew.”

October 7 at 3:37 pm - Link

“Just passed a truck that was engulfed in flames.”

October 7 at 3:29 pm - Link

commented on a story on Digg

GOP dread: Dems could hit 60 Senate seats - Jim VandeHei

October 5 at 1:42 pm - Link

"Grand Old Party = Furry Old Lobster" - Ben

posted five messages on Twitter

“@tedreese It was nice to have at least tried. Last time I just thought of it, this time I tried, next time I'm going to get me an oyster!”

October 4 at 8:40 pm - Link

“I'm giving up. It's very rocky here. I should have gone to bayou texar park.”

October 4 at 8:16 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“At war with the dog again. One of the two mammals who claim my backyard as their territory must die.”

October 2 at 8:32 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“How the heck can people not be annoyed by Rachel Maddow?”

October 1 at 8:07 pm - Link

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“@dlprager It's so annoying that the crappiest cheese ever is called American cheese. We're a powerfull country, why can't we get a decen ...”

October 1 at 3:45 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@pennjillette whatever device you tweeted that with needs a squirt of Lysol, ASAP.”

October 1 at 2:36 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@BIGAL39 you are a lean, mean, lasagna making machine. Pasta's worst nightmare.”

October 1 at 1:23 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@mollywood you do not deserve to watch Comedy Central. You subjected us to Brian Cooley today. Go back to work!”

September 30 at 8:00 pm - Link

“@tedreese good on the kitten. I hate to be all death to pets but. really. Death to pets. You have an absurd amount of them. It's ridiculous.”

September 30 at 7:46 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@leolaporte send specs to Dean Kamen.”

September 30 at 3:30 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@mollywood It is always painful when you reinstall Windows but it usually doesn't kill the cats!”

September 30 at 10:14 am - Link

posted four messages on Twitter

“@tedreese bag. river. drown.”

September 28 at 7:34 pm - Link

“My whole agenda is "death to kittens." The cuter, the deader as far as I'm concerned. Filthy rotten kittens.”

September 28 at 7:18 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“Feeling cheated by David Blaine. The "Dive of Death!!" was incredibly lame.”

September 24 at 8:20 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@hodgman I think he might be dangerous and don't count on Mac guy to back you up. He reeks of unreliability.”

September 21 at 4:04 pm - Link

“@hodgman Is the new lookalike PC guy from the Microsoft ad there, and if he is will you fight him?”

September 21 at 4:00 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“En rout to early morning baptism.”

September 21 at 6:43 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Starving but unwilling to open one of my 16 cans of tuna because the P38 can opener is a pain in the neck.”

September 20 at 6:08 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Annoyed at the pope. Wishing I was Prager because I'm starving. I could walk 5 blocks and get oysters but I would get sick. We're polluted.”

September 20 at 4:56 pm - Link

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