Ben

"It's the fear of getting caught and possibly sprayed with fox urine that makes toilet papering someone's house so much fun." - Ben

"Grand Old Party = Furry Old Lobster" - Ben

"I would gladly pay to see a video of Rachael Ray teaching the cavemen to make 30 minute meals 700,000 years ago." - Ben

"The indians are finally getting revenge on the world for us stealing their two continents." - Ben

"If Segways went 60mph the Geico Gecko would have a heart attack." - Ben

"In the south we can almost overthrow the entire government and keep our slaves, but we can't stay away from the all u can eat buffet." - Ben

"It seems to me that the FCS should not be able to overrule the pilot. Kind of HALish, "I don't think so Dave..."" - Ben

"The worst portolets I've ever seen, by a million miles, were at Woodstock 94 and Les Claypool was there. Coincidence? maybe, maybe not." - Ben

"The darn constitution is keeping us from having a terminator as vice president. Why didn't the founding fathers think of this?" - Ben

"Leo is trying to save them like he is trying to save Sascha and Dane and Colleen. It might not be possible though." - Ben

"Those are all completely obvious." - Ben

"Digging this because I love GE and they make wind turbines." - Ben

"That's better than Guybrush Threepwood!" - Ben

"Buzz out Loud said it was delayed so I believe alanr19." - Ben

"So easy a raccoon could do it? That's going to really piss off the Geico cavemen." - Ben

"I was going to dig this because palm oil is terribly high in saturated fat. I had no idea it lead to monkey abuse." - Ben

"Buried for not liking the Fonz." - Ben

"It seems wasteful that they have 1300 crew for just 4300 passengers. All they really need is a Captain, a bartender, Julie your ships cruise director, and a gopher." - Ben

"Space shuttle on 747 = FAIL. It means they landed someplace they weren't supposed to land." - Ben

I constantly time travel to 1803 so I'll go ahead and cancel the Louisiana purchase for her. - Ben

Can you make us out in the crowd? we were on the right side. - Ted

I don't see us. We should have hopped up on the stage. - Ben

I was in dinosaur time! You demon! - Ben

"I have a hard time calling him Dan too. He's Larry." - Ben

Learn to swim, and eat rocks. - Ben

"Here in Pensacola GE makes wind turbines. When the oil runs out we will rule the world." - Ben

"Not. caturday. yet." - Ben

"Not a dime's worth of difference. Ralph Nader is right and there's nothing we can do about it." - Ben

"I ran the seti@home screensaver for a couple of years. I deserve to know the truth." - Ben

"Buried for making Roland start all over again." - Ben

"If you own a cheesesteak sandwich store and you can't figure out what people are trying to buy from you in whatever language then you're a dope." - Ben