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Even though it's the second law of thermodynamics, it's always been my favorite.
The End of Chiropractic - http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/...
Content Farms: Why Media, Blogs & Google Should Be Worried - http://www.readwriteweb.com/archive...
I think, before we ever see a robot become President, we'll see some robots in low-ranking city government positions.
The hardest part about saying goodbye is figuring out where they keep the valuable silverware.
If I was a skeleton, I'd probably try wearing a wig for a while, especially in the winter.
I think we can all agree that ceramic ducks haved ruined this country's farms, and need to be destroyed.
Sometimes, all it takes is a shrunken head wearing a tiny party hat to really make my day.
As he plummeted toward certain death, Jack had to laugh when he thought about some asshole playing "Broken Wings" at his funeral.
If you're on trial for murder, I think one of the worst things you can do is trying to get the jury to do the wave.
If I could, I'd gladly trade my self-esteem for a new crossbow.
Google Now Personalizes Everyone’s Search Results - http://searchengineland.com/google-...
The worst way to get me to do something is to ask me nicely in German.
I'm glad we invented air bags, because car crashes make me really tired.
Democracy isn't a game, which is why I prefer skee-ball.
You can really learn a lot about someone after you write a fake Wikipedia entry about them.
If I'm ever on the brink of insanity, I hope I'm wearing a really jaunty hat.
Sprint fed customer GPS data to cops over 8 million times - http://arstechnica.com/telecom...
I think Orangina would be a really pretty name for a small, orange-colored girl.
The Great American Napkin by The Summer Skinny - http://www.pandora.com/music...
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Most people don't stop and consider my feelings when I'm insulting them.
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