“@having top ramen”

“LinkBunch db backup in progress...”

“Google Talk Status: http://in.com”

“Welcoming myself to the 7000+ tweet club. Welcome, welcome. Thank you, thank you.”

“@b50 chinti-man”

“PS3 Firmware 2.35 is out. Just some fixes for certain games. Direct download: http://lin.cr/qz”

“FDM rocks cuz it has options like "Grant all bandwidth for this download" and "Decrease speed on browser activity". I love FDM!”

“@baxiabhishek you're going to read Safari books!! What will IE8 think of your two-timing!!!”

“At least the first half hour of The Forbidden Kingdom is really, really good.”

“@chupchap no problem! which provider is that btw? and which city?”

“this is another test tweet that needs to be the maximum number of characters that twitter supports, i.e. 140, so here we go india mumbai hey”

“@SathyaBhat ... out of a huge cake?”

“bourne conspiracy sucks!!! sux sux! looks fuckall and plays like random shit fuckall eeeks. it's so bad, im depressed and wan tto sleep. bye”

“Juice is working now. Subscribed to Resident Advisor podcasts. Looks good :)”

“allo!”

“at work!”

“gotta go to work!”

“@chhavi chaarz”

“citrus twist!”

“at a cafe playin with the asus eeePC. I WANT!”

“the suzuki grand vitara looks like a (well) padded version of the swift. i like em both.”

“"Twitter is fat-free blogging." - Aalaap Ghag, 13 May 2008, 9.33am.”

“A crazy exhaustive list of hints, cheats, unlockables and reference info on GTA IV. Don't miss! http://lin.cr/pb”

“when did Corel Graphics Suite X4 come out? lol”

“Took the train from Hove Beac. The view is breathtaking!”

“Going to take my first train ride in Liberty City!”

“that 'judai' song from jannat is really fucking good! listening to it on loop!”

“@tanmays PS3 or 360?”

“just made a TinyURL proxy for those who cant access it at work or wherever. invite only :)”

“there is some sick music playing in my cubicle. i gotta run or ppl will think i like kenny g.”

“i cant stand the smell of mysore paak .. yaaak”

“All english domain names are gone, so everyone's now switching to Swahili. Habari, Hulu, of course Ubuntu...”

“@SathyaBhat get off KoolIM.. it will tweet a "this message is sent via koolim.com" after each of ur tweet”

“@chhavi yeah lets talk about it over a few pints :)”

“@preshit you get the booze, i'll get the babes... on my hard drive! lol”

“say... do you think anyone's made a tool that syncs safari and firefox HISTORY and bookmarks?”

“eelke kleijn - it all comes together”

“375+ hours of uptime. over 15 days. turning off the pc now cuz of EDQ!”

“Real-Life Restaurants in New York City from GTA IV (or Where to Eat in Liberty City) http://lin.cr/ox”

“Orkut now does status messages? Yawn.”

“@hahlo it's fine now. maybe you should use is_array() to check for the response and print an error if required?”

“@hahlo Fatal error: Cannot use string offset as an array in /home/.livia/hahlo/hahlo.com/user_profile.php on line 49”

“je suis tres sleepy”