Aaron Shafovaloff

“"We thank thee oh God for [BYU professors]” to save us from the false doctrines of LDS prophets, apostles, and institutionally correlated literature!”

“"Already I had learned from thee that because a thing is eloquently expressed it should not be taken to be as necessarily true; nor because it is uttered with stammering lips should it be supposed false." - Augustine”

“"We exist to relieve suffering, especially eternal suffering"”

“"Valleys fill first"”

“Coding or spending time with my wife”

“The secret to MVC is shoving everything you can into the M”

“if(!empty($brain)) keep_coding($with_vigor);”

“if(!empty($brain)) keep_coding();”

“if(!empty(brain)) keep_coding();”

“"The only way not to be offended by Jesus is to repent... If you want to miss the grace of God, be offended by Jesus when you should be laughing with him at your silly self." - Mark Driscoll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...”

“"The only way not to be offended by Jesus is to repent... If you want to miss the grace of God, be offended by Jesus when you should be laughing with him at your silly self." - Mark Driscoll”

“The only way not to be offended by Jesus is to repent... If you want to miss the grace of God, be offended by Jesus when you should be laughing with him at your silly self." - Mark Driscoll”

“Working while I watch my two-year-old try to entertain my four-month-old”

“"Homicide is never justified to relieve one of emotional distress."”

“Is smiling over Little Lydia Liddybug”

“Is smiling over little Little Lydia Liddybug”

“"Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God." (1 John 4:7)”

“"I’d rather have my name in the Lambs Book of Life than on the rolls of some church." - falcon”

“" I’d rather have my name in the Lambs Book of Life than on the rolls of some church." - falcon”

“Lunch”

“Then, M. Russell Ballard was a car salesman, now, he peddles the supposed Rocky Mountain prophecy: http://www.mrm.org/topics/jose...”

“Then, M. Russell Ballard was a car salesman, now, he peddles the supposed Rocky Mountain prophecy: http://www.lds.org/conference/...”

“The SLC Conference Center is a giant funeral home for spiritually dead people taught to love tears, platitudes, and cliches.”

“The General Conference Center is a giant funeral home for spiritually dead people taught to love tears, platitudes, and cliches.”

“Time for Latter-day "prophets" to offer mere Latter-day opinions, and, as usual, to offer nothing distinctively prophetic”

“Barney, counting to 10 in Swahili for fun only confuses my child”

“Barney, counting to 10 in Swahili for un only confuses my child”