Aaron Shekey

I would eat at McDonkeys.

Your art's not obedient. Your art can't wait. It doesn't care about meetings or sleep, Or your need to eat.

RT @nnnnic: Wow. https://t.co/KXZGU3m8MT

RT @rascouet: I get this. For US public, may've worked better with "diva." RT @kryzb: Best take so far on the Onion cuntroversy: http://mattkirshen.tumblr.com/post...

RT @mattthomas: Ang Lee celebrating his Oscar win at In-N-Out Burger: http://analogian.tumblr.com/post... [This is probably what I’d do.] /via @iancmason

"There are no easter eggs in Adobe Edge Reflow."

That said, who wants to see my dick?

Look, if there aren't pictures of you out there that can be used for blackmailing, you're not living your life.

Please, Ben. Shout "Argo Fuck Yourself". PLEASE.

RT @nachosarah: Adele please sing the jurassic park theme for me

RT @gruber: Can’t believe “Brave” won. Nowhere near as good as “Wreck-It Ralph”.

You'd support mutant registration. Admit it.

Design responsively. Static comps are wasted effort. Try new ideas so much more quickly. Visualize your breakpoints. http://html.adobe.com/edge...

I love every single little nuanced bullshit part of recording.

Bootstrapping a Software Product // Speaker Deck - https://speakerdeck.com/garrett...

I feel too little has been done to address Emma Stone's weird lisp thing.

RT @DadBoner: Thing about Motley Crue is, you pretty much can't listen to 'em and not smoke cigs. Just feels right.

Almost forgot what a pleasure it is to design for iOS. Yeesh. This is amazing.

SECRET ENCORE FUCK YEAH

Anyone know any iOS folk that are also musicians? Get at me. Hard.

HOW TO BE ALONE by Tanya Davis If you are at first lonely, be patient. If you’ve not been alone much, or if when you were, you weren’t okay with it, then just wait. You’ll find it’s fine to be alone once you’re embracing it. We could start with the acceptable places, the bathroom, the coffee shop, the library. Where you can stall and read the... - http://feed.aaronshekey.com/post...

RT @robdelaney: I had sex with a 64-year-old woman today.

Please, can you describe your sexual workflow and some of its pain points?

RT @BrainCum: Those Target Everyday Collection commercials freak me out, and now I get an erection every time I drink orange juice.

Oh, cool. 30 emails regarding the promotion of someone I'll never, ever, not for a million years, ever meet.

RT @hitsmachines: Someone needs to make an HTML5 audio demo that turns a browser into an accordion.

So wide awake and feeling inspired. So much that we could do.

Had a pretty righteous dream that I was eating brownies with Bill Cosby and a bunch of up and coming comedian friends.

"Maybe she'll give me another picture of man hands."