Atherton Bartelby

Showing @avflox NYC. Sportsbar doesn't have coffee--WTF?

That is so sad... LOL.

Oh, my. @avflox comes to New York, gets a concussion at the Thompson.

OH on the LES while getting cash from a Chase ATM this morning: the season's first Carpenters Christmas song, via Muzak. Please kill me now.

Contrary to Page Six rumors, I have not, in fact, died. I am merely experiencing an online existential crisis. It happens to the best of us.

I'm returning to New York today. - http://www.dopplr.com/travell...

I'm starting a trip to Memphis today. - http://www.dopplr.com/travell...

I'm returning to New York today. - http://www.dopplr.com/travell...

I'm starting a trip to Washington today. - http://www.dopplr.com/travell...

Seeing Daniel Craig & Hugh Jackman in "A Steady Rain" on Saturday. (Insert obligatory off-color remark regarding me creaming my La Perlas.)

@avflox Darling, what have I told you about using tape on the windows, hmmm? ;-)

@db LMFAO! That was CLASSIC! ;-)

So OMG a book I am reading has like THREE grammar errors on EVERY PAGE! Is publishing in such dire straits that it's FIRED all its EDITORS?!

A PG-rated, FAMILY FRIENDLY remake of the film "Fame"?! Yeah. That's one opening I will NOT be attending this evening. http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-09...

@clintosterholz Hey there, Pop Tart. How have YOU been?

@burkean Damn! I TOTALLY should have called you to see if you were free! I had an extra ticket I ended up not using! *sadface*

@MsMiller Oh, you know, Darling, just lounging around The W Maldives, etc. (Not.) Missed you oodles, too, my dear; we must catch up soon! <3

@tinkugallery THIS time, Darling, I am all yours, with all the time in Manhattan. I cannot WAIT to see you! <3

We hurt one another. We go through life dressing up in new clothes and covering up our true motives. We meet up lightly, we drink rosé wine, and then we give each other pain. We don’t want to! What we want to do, what one really wants to do is put out one’s hands—like some dancer, in a trance, just put out one’s hands—and touch all the people and... - http://athertonbartelby.tumblr.com/post...

Treating myself to hookahs at Habibi Lounge on the LES and a screening of "Evangelion 1.0: You Are (Not) Alone" at Village East tonight. <3

I'm returning to New York today. - http://www.dopplr.com/travell...

I'm starting a trip to Los Angeles today. - http://www.dopplr.com/travell...

I just swished my hair like Gwen Stefani did in the "Cool" video.

@BBHLabs Thanks so much for the Follow Friday shout-out; I always feel so proud and honored when you do that for me.

Women out walking two HUGE German Shepherds in New York City are SO much more awesome than men out walking a Chihuahua and a Pomeranian.

"Oh ho HOH! Bennington! How's that going, teaching all those kids that couldn't get into Middlebury?!"

SHE: ZOMG, could it BE any hotter?! There was NO A/C on my train this morning! ME: Darling, that's why *I* take cars. SHE: LMFAO!

@temptabo The approaching hurricane has much to do with how gross and humid it is here right now. As bad as Florida! Let's both stay in! :-)

Um. Just FYI? It is already 82°F at 8:38 AM in New York City. I am totes staying inside throughout the entirety of the day.

The events of my evening pleasantly drove home to me what vast and titillating secrets lie in the hearts of the buildings of Manhattan.