Weiner and a coke. - Abhilash Patel

Solid advice to improve your credit score. Should've used it before I started drinking... - Abhilash Patel

"Then they all went to madagascar to dance with a lemming that sounded strangely like robin williams. "phys-i-cally fit, phys-i-cally fit..."" - Abhilash Patel

15 Creative architectural designs. - Abhilash Patel

Google's Street View Car gets pulled over by the cops. Fantastic. - Abhilash Patel

"great piece. Looking forward to putting them to use in prison next week." - Abhilash Patel

Facial recognition isn't what it's cracked up to be. 49% is a pretty big difference. - Abhilash Patel

""Ormiston said Canadian officials were hoping the prison would become a model for other prisons in the region." Ummm... no." - Abhilash Patel

"Who was the genuis that thought "butz" was a good idea?" - Abhilash Patel

fantastic! Animated stickman takes on the cursor in an epic battle. - Abhilash Patel

Scene from Fox's "Trading Spouses". Reality TV is the devil. - Abhilash Patel

"Killer piece. 0% approval rating though? That guy deserves a raise." - Abhilash Patel

"Liberation 101: "Gimme all your money!". It's like that kid at halloween that threatens to punch you unless you give him all your candy. Except the kid is GWB." - Abhilash Patel

"I dugg this b/c I agree that it deserves the exposure, but man I didn't want to see that puppy's face again. What a scumbag." - Abhilash Patel

"I can't believe that I'm surprised at the corporate greed. "deferred compensation to aid tax-efficiency"? If ever someone needed a bitchslap..." - Abhilash Patel

"We all had white nose syndrome in the 80's." - Abhilash Patel