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Passed Wale on Wisconsin Ave with like 7 dudes. Just feels kind of early to kick your whole entourage awake to go shopping, even with sales
So basically, the terrorist was going to blow up Detroit with a bag of M80s? Like that doesn't already happen every year on Devil's Night?
@younghgoesin ...how do these things HAPPEN?!
On the other hand, Comedy Central is showing 'Bowfinger', Eddie Murphy's last good movie. So there's hope.
Mannequin is on. MANNEQUIN. I don't even know how that movie got made, yet somehow it's in syndication.
@MANHOODLUM "See your generation got lucky with Puerto Ricans, because the last great Sicilian asses disappeared in the 70s." - my dad
@manhattnik I get the business good enough from my wife who's from African-America. I don't have to venture abroad for have my balls busted
"Persians are like Super Sicilians: haughty, pushy, and their women have great asses. You shoulda been Persian. You'da been great." - my dad
is sitting in a dark hotel room while Young Havok tries desperately to fight sleep. With his hands, it seems. He's a Rocky kinda guy, my son
RT @MickBoogie: I thought "Percy Jackson and The Olympians" were on Motown back in the day. Lol.
is at Daily Grill in Georgetown. 3 generations of us
@Kwest_on That sounds more like punishment.
Seriously, Sandbaggers got better and better as it went along. If @reese23 hasn't started watching it yet, he has failed.
oh yeah. and Happy #JamesBrownDay. /via @EmpressEricka
TNT is doing 24 hours of A Christmas Story, Spike is doing 24 hours of Bad Santa. I need an egg nog i.v. & bed pan because I'm not moving.
Also, their bagels don't suck and they have Dr Brown's Cel Ray.
I have a lot of love for the Lebanese brothers running the Brooklyn Bagel spot by the Arlington Courthouse. They are the only thing open.
Waitress just told us her boyfriend is from Brownsville, and she can't wait to move there. Have fun on that Mother Gaston honeymoon, ma.
Extra Virgin at Shirlington Village isn't terrible, but it's hella generic for 'Italian' food.
This has been the longest drive to DC in recent memory. Santa drives a sled drawn by giant Godamn moose (meese?) & he goes faster than you
@Groovy_Griswald Send ahead diapers. My son has detonated Shitpocalypse in his pants. None of us can breathe.
And then we hit the 295 north of Odenton, and everything fell apart.
My wife drives like Popeye Doyle in The French Connection. Part of me's proud she became a NY driver. The other part of me has peed himself.
@EmpressEricka HAPPY HATEMAS!!!
This part of New Jersey smells like hot dogs. I thought it was my dog's breath, but no. New Jersey.
#FACT hating on me only makes your life sad. /via @EmpressEricka
@emmamae I was hoping it would be fucked like a Cinemax movie: frustrating, ridiculous, but mercifully brief.
@ihsanamin They won't let me bring my dog on the train. Otherwise, this would be an Amtrak holiday.
The Lincoln Tunnel is FUCKED. Just....wow. Like PORN STAR FUCKED: every hole filled, lots of moaning, but very little actual movement
@CECabrera BELIEVE ME. I get it. I fool with it because they make a nice burger. The rest is meh.
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