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Passed Wale on Wisconsin Ave with like 7 dudes. Just feels kind of early to kick your whole entourage awake to go shopping, even with sales
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So basically, the terrorist was going to blow up Detroit with a bag of M80s? Like that doesn't already happen every year on Devil's Night?
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@
younghgoesin
...how do these things HAPPEN?!
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On the other hand, Comedy Central is showing 'Bowfinger', Eddie Murphy's last good movie. So there's hope.
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Mannequin is on. MANNEQUIN. I don't even know how that movie got made, yet somehow it's in syndication.
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MANHOODLUM
"See your generation got lucky with Puerto Ricans, because the last great Sicilian asses disappeared in the 70s." - my dad
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manhattnik
I get the business good enough from my wife who's from African-America. I don't have to venture abroad for have my balls busted
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"Persians are like Super Sicilians: haughty, pushy, and their women have great asses. You shoulda been Persian. You'da been great." - my dad
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is sitting in a dark hotel room while Young Havok tries desperately to fight sleep. With his hands, it seems. He's a Rocky kinda guy, my son
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RT @
MickBoogie
: I thought "Percy Jackson and The Olympians" were on Motown back in the day. Lol.
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is at Daily Grill in Georgetown. 3 generations of us
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@
Kwest_on
That sounds more like punishment.
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Seriously, Sandbaggers got better and better as it went along. If @
reese23
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oh yeah. and Happy
#JamesBrownDay
. /via @
EmpressEricka
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TNT is doing 24 hours of A Christmas Story, Spike is doing 24 hours of Bad Santa. I need an egg nog i.v. & bed pan because I'm not moving.
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Also, their bagels don't suck and they have Dr Brown's Cel Ray.
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I have a lot of love for the Lebanese brothers running the Brooklyn Bagel spot by the Arlington Courthouse. They are the only thing open.
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Waitress just told us her boyfriend is from Brownsville, and she can't wait to move there. Have fun on that Mother Gaston honeymoon, ma.
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Extra Virgin at Shirlington Village isn't terrible, but it's hella generic for 'Italian' food.
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This has been the longest drive to DC in recent memory. Santa drives a sled drawn by giant Godamn moose (meese?) & he goes faster than you
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@
Groovy_Griswald
Send ahead diapers. My son has detonated Shitpocalypse in his pants. None of us can breathe.
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And then we hit the 295 north of Odenton, and everything fell apart.
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My wife drives like Popeye Doyle in The French Connection. Part of me's proud she became a NY driver. The other part of me has peed himself.
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EmpressEricka
HAPPY HATEMAS!!!
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This part of New Jersey smells like hot dogs. I thought it was my dog's breath, but no. New Jersey.
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#FACT
hating on me only makes your life sad. /via @
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@
emmamae
I was hoping it would be fucked like a Cinemax movie: frustrating, ridiculous, but mercifully brief.
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@
ihsanamin
They won't let me bring my dog on the train. Otherwise, this would be an Amtrak holiday.
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The Lincoln Tunnel is FUCKED. Just....wow. Like PORN STAR FUCKED: every hole filled, lots of moaning, but very little actual movement
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@
CECabrera
BELIEVE ME. I get it. I fool with it because they make a nice burger. The rest is meh.
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