Andrew Coulter Enright

need to rest for a relaxing day at the beach tomorrow after today

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rpdougherty he just died. there r tons of memorials going up

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@hillary_ good luck!

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

drinking away the last of my headache

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@tonimo or rather, being subject to a family is torture. *having* a family is pretty rad actually...

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@tonimo amen.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ch_rls skull and crossbones beer braised brisket!

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

gatorade, bacon, egg and cheese TK

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ch_rls mines gonna have some fire too

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ch_rls bruisy and con one more puncture than accounted for last night. im fine tho, it was more horror movie than hospital

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

today's forecast: same shit

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

headache far worse than self-inflicted fork-stab wound

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

beer party people: 14 grolsch swingtops at north village deli diagonally opp balDs. cash only.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@laracentiapia i mean its hella shitty paint, but it's designed for your purposes...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@laracentiapia hmmm. u might wanna try that new Fusion latex spray paint. standard enamel can melt some plastics, and stick poorly to others

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@laracentiapia Yes, but it's white KILZ primer, not actually paint per se... Buy a can of white Rustoleum, you'll be happier.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

today is basically friday, 'cause tomorrow's a fucking joke

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@hlsamples jinx!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@seb1222 @rpdougherty friz-hay! crumbled blue cheese, candied pecans/walnuts, grapefruit.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

epic fail. MTA booth agent officially advising customers 2 go 2 an ATM, withdraw cash, come back, buy $20 metrocard. no change, no unlimited

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@kbert they do, they just call them "compassion fares" now...

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

diphenhydra MEAN

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

santa claus melon: very honeydew, strong campari aftertaste. melon two (likely a sharlyn): soft, bland, milky.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@hlsamples asking the wrong folks to play "spin the watermelon" could result in a good punch. two birds one fruit...

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Mkinsella he did allude to an *adult* make-out competition. but revealingly, did not allude to the results...

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

let it be known, for reasons of brutal mockery, that @rpdougherty has never spun the bottle nor played ANY pseudo-sexual parlor games...

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

end-to-end solo walker wagon walkin', in-home two-station playground swing swingin', two teak windowboxes up and awaiting tenants