Sign in or Join FriendFeed
FriendFeed is the easiest way to share online. Learn more »
Achewood

Achewood

Just a momentary diversion on the road to the grave.
Achewood
On the last flight out of Burbank, wondering how to feel. Bye, Hollywood. Don't forget to call. #/chapter
Achewood
@danielthomsen Currywurst? I feel like someone just said my name, in italics. Game ON
Achewood
Subjects covered by Bono: what it's like to be present at a death, the sexual politics of Jesus, and the concept of France. #WhoNeedsWriters
Achewood
@thecreak We have Benicio del Toro locked to play French Fry. His audition was a tour de force.
Achewood
@danielthomsen I am by the Upright Citizens Brigade theater. What is the best hot dog in this *place*
Achewood
Pitch week: done. Bono: met. Photograph of Bono's toothpaste and toothbrush: shamefully, clandestinely snapped by 37-year old man.
Achewood
There has been an interesting development. More soon. #amogulappears https://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
Day two pitches complete. Pastrami and cherry phosphate at Canter's. #hick https://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
Day One pitches complete. Now we celebrate Roast Beef style with straight won ton and mediocre chow fun. https://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
@ConOat dude I'm still beating your ass like a bongo drum
Achewood
The black Cadillac Escalade tries to give me a lift as I land in Burbank for a week of Achewood pitches. #RayIsReal https://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
@ConOat yeah but now the score is memorialized.
Achewood
Achewood
The best cook at Thanksgiving is lit like a god damned religious icon. http://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
I saw a man at the bus stop tonight who did not need to say, "This is what it looks like when pain wears glasses." #SE82ND
Achewood
I have absolutely no intellectual relationship with my sideburns anymore. I feel like I need to go to a retreat before I can address them.
Achewood
Stuck in an interminable return journey home? You need 250 pages of Ray Smuckles blogs, in e-book form: http://www.achewood.com/honorcl... #honorsystem
Achewood
One more father-daughter Exquisite Corpse, until the next one. http://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
A game of Exquisite Corpse with my daughter. Happy Thanksgiving, Skeletons-on-the-Inside and We-Are-The-Ladies! http://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
"What was Dumbledore's face before he was born" is easily the weirdest thing a cabbie's ever asked me
Achewood
There are men who cry, and men who audibly cry.
Achewood
All of the Ray Smuckles blogs (250pp) now in one iPad-friendly PDF in the Achewood Honor System shop! http://www.achewood.com/honorcl...
Achewood
Further experiments in in-flight crossword misuse. http://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
I'd rather hear people talk about their bowel movements than their politics, so I'm spending today with a high school wrestling team.
Achewood
A criminal showed his tummy to a priest. http://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
"Oh dude Is that Ralph Lauren?" "Oh hell no man it's Darren Angeboud" http://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
The wicked garden gnome would only poop into Coke! Tee HEE hee, he cackled wickedly! http://twitter.com/achewoo...
Achewood
RT @slow_lane: Just when I thought @achewood had forgotten his M.O. http://twitter.com/slow_la...
Achewood
I wrote a history of food and drink in Portland for the Mercury; read twenty pages of it here: http://issuu.com/portlan...
Achewood
Happy 11th birthday, Achewood, you cruel and meandering mistress. Come re-read the '08 Ray/Tina/Prince Halat storyline! http://achewood.com/index...
Other ways to read this feed:Feed readerFacebook