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On the last flight out of Burbank, wondering how to feel. Bye, Hollywood. Don't forget to call. #/chapter

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@danielthomsen Currywurst? I feel like someone just said my name, in italics. Game ON

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Subjects covered by Bono: what it's like to be present at a death, the sexual politics of Jesus, and the concept of France. #WhoNeedsWriters

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@thecreak We have Benicio del Toro locked to play French Fry. His audition was a tour de force.

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@danielthomsen I am by the Upright Citizens Brigade theater. What is the best hot dog in this *place*

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pitch week: done. Bono: met. Photograph of Bono's toothpaste and toothbrush: shamefully, clandestinely snapped by 37-year old man.

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There has been an interesting development. More soon. #amogulappears https://twitter.com/achewoo...

February 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Day two pitches complete. Pastrami and cherry phosphate at Canter's. #hick https://twitter.com/achewoo...

February 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Day One pitches complete. Now we celebrate Roast Beef style with straight won ton and mediocre chow fun. https://twitter.com/achewoo...

February 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ConOat dude I'm still beating your ass like a bongo drum

February 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The black Cadillac Escalade tries to give me a lift as I land in Burbank for a week of Achewood pitches. #RayIsReal https://twitter.com/achewoo...

February 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ConOat yeah but now the score is memorialized.

February 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Achewood, 2013. - http://chrisonstad.blogspot.com/2013...

February 25 from "Awesome!" A Blog. - Comment - Like - Share

The best cook at Thanksgiving is lit like a god damned religious icon. http://twitter.com/achewoo...

November 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I saw a man at the bus stop tonight who did not need to say, "This is what it looks like when pain wears glasses." #SE82ND

November 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have absolutely no intellectual relationship with my sideburns anymore. I feel like I need to go to a retreat before I can address them.

November 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stuck in an interminable return journey home? You need 250 pages of Ray Smuckles blogs, in e-book form: http://www.achewood.com/honorcl... #honorsystem

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

One more father-daughter Exquisite Corpse, until the next one. http://twitter.com/achewoo...

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A game of Exquisite Corpse with my daughter. Happy Thanksgiving, Skeletons-on-the-Inside and We-Are-The-Ladies! http://twitter.com/achewoo...

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"What was Dumbledore's face before he was born" is easily the weirdest thing a cabbie's ever asked me

November 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There are men who cry, and men who audibly cry.

November 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

All of the Ray Smuckles blogs (250pp) now in one iPad-friendly PDF in the Achewood Honor System shop! http://www.achewood.com/honorcl...

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Further experiments in in-flight crossword misuse. http://twitter.com/achewoo...

November 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'd rather hear people talk about their bowel movements than their politics, so I'm spending today with a high school wrestling team.

November 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A criminal showed his tummy to a priest. http://twitter.com/achewoo...

November 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Oh dude Is that Ralph Lauren?" "Oh hell no man it's Darren Angeboud" http://twitter.com/achewoo...

November 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The wicked garden gnome would only poop into Coke! Tee HEE hee, he cackled wickedly! http://twitter.com/achewoo...

November 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @slow_lane: Just when I thought @achewood had forgotten his M.O. http://twitter.com/slow_la...

October 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wrote a history of food and drink in Portland for the Mercury; read twenty pages of it here: http://issuu.com/portlan...

October 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Happy 11th birthday, Achewood, you cruel and meandering mistress. Come re-read the '08 Ray/Tina/Prince Halat storyline! http://achewood.com/index...

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