“A class of fifth graders in California got a shocking crash course on the birds and the bees courtesy of their teacher and an x-rated home video she accidently included in a DVD of classroom memories.” - Anthony Citrano from Bookmarklet

That certainly would make for a memorable class. - Absentee

You really don't know, Matthew? - Vince DeGeorge

LOL! Wonder if it's leaked online? - Matt Ruiz

@Matt: That's what I'm wondering too. Which parent *cough* father - leaked this on the Internet. - AJ Kohn

Ooops - Dan owns Comicsforge.com

Whoopsiedaisy ... always check the contents of a disc before handing them out. - Rene, Pro Button Pusher

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR WORK before handing it in! How many dadgummed times have we heard this from teachers good and bad? - a runcible MiniMage

Oh my. Classy coverage by the local news team as well. - Louis Gray

Parent teacher conferences are going to be interesting for years to come. - AJ Kohn

Note: Don't use school camera for porn. Always separate cam for porn. End of lesson. - Eric - 100% Choice Cuts

wtf - Ⓒⓗⓡⓘⓢ Ⓟⓘⓡⓘⓛⓛⓞ

Frankly, I don't understand the whole idea of filming your erotic moments in the first place... - John E. Bredehoft

John: So you can 'enjoy' them later ;) - Matt Ruiz

Yeah, well, while I can appreciate the sentiment, I certainly don't want other people enjoying my private moments later; in other words, they WON'T be filmed! Just a no-brainer for me. YMMV, but you risk sharing that road with unauthorized vehicles. - a runcible MiniMage

Matthew: Your advice didn't work. :( - Matt Ruiz

I have friends that were two grades younger who borrowed a digital camera from an old teacher of mine when they were in 8th grade. Then they found her naked photos on the camera. She was fired, of course. - Daniel Zarick

I hope she doesn't get fired. I mean, big mistake for sure but ... um, we all have sex. I'd rather they see nudity over violence. - AJ Kohn

Video or it didn't happen. - mike fabio

I'm wondering when the whole video will leak. - Burcu Dogan

it hasn't yet? - anna sauce

@AJ authority figure, trust, all of that. news says she probably won't, though - mjc

@Michael: She made the mistake of splicing this onto a DVD. Outside of that, there's nothing else going on IMO. Did we think she *didn't* have sex before this happened? Or that she's some rarity who takes pictures or video of sexual activity? *shrugs* We just happen to know about her peccadilloes now - nearly everyone has 'em. - AJ Kohn

What AJ said. - Anthony Citrano

.... - kang

Well, that's embarrassing. - John (bird whisperer)

Sad - Dave Q

Why didn't that thing occur to me in 5th grade ? lol - DAL

Kids have sex all the time these days so no one should be upset except the porn companies - Outsanity

LOL - Tyler Gillies

wow, career-ending move. - The Silence

WOW - Mona Nomura

Permanent fail. There's no escaping this one..EVER - Mo Kargas

5th grade... I'm not really sure whether they are that pure and naive by the time... but certainly some of them having a fun from idiotic adults trying to protect them from something they had been exposed wa-a-a-ay before :) - Отборнейший бред

eeeekk - Shevonne

wow - YoYo_P

:D - Valley

WTF? - Tyson Key

I never ever got such cool teachers ;-) - Freddie Benjamin

@Kurt: exactly. too many people have kids but aren't actually acting as parents. this leads to things like wanting laws to make the government do the parenting for them. "What, you mean I have to pay attention to what my kids read/watch/listen to?" okay, i'd better stop before i start here. :P - The Silence

FAIL - Dobromir Hadzhiev

WIN - Eric Nakagawa

Um, oops. - Steven Perez from Android

poor teacher :( - رامین