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"thus spake zarathustra" - Aleph Acrylicist

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"Seconded." - Aleph Acrylicist

"Nightfall, represent." - Aleph Acrylicist

""Hitler looks down in disgust." Edit: "You made Hitler cry." may also work as well." - Aleph Acrylicist

"And the rest will have moved all assets overseas and renounced." - Aleph Acrylicist

"CONAN'S HAIR IS ORANGERED." - Aleph Acrylicist

"No one on this planet that I know of quotes Moby Dick or cites it chapter and verse as an authority, but everyone considers it to be a kind of novel that should be read from start to finish. But it has one fantastic quote that I'm aware of: "Ignorance is the parent of fear..." but taken in context: "Even as it was, I thought something of slipping out of the window, but it was the second floor back. I am no coward, but what to make of this headpeddling purple rascal altogether passed my comprehension. **Ignorance is the parent of fear**, and being completely nonplussed and confounded about the stranger, I confess I was now as much afraid of him as if it was the devil himself who had thus broken into my room at the dead of night. In fact, I was so afraid of him that I was not game enough just then to address him, and demand a satisfactory answer concerning what seemed inexplicable in him." The quote doesn't have its power alone, its merely a set up for describing how scared he is. So,..." - Aleph Acrylicist

"Followed by: "Let me get my video camera!"" - Aleph Acrylicist

"My impression of the Bible is it was a lot of gibberish setting up the reader for extreme cognitive dissonance to accept it. There's a reason why everyone only quotes the Bible--actually reading it makes less sense, the rest of the problem with the Bible is the same issue with Islamic extremism: because it occasionally makes no sense or was ambiguous the interpretations are filtered through the prejudices of the leadership of any organized religion to direct the flock." - Aleph Acrylicist

"Why does the thumbnail for Canada stories always seem to be a guy falling off a bobsled?" - Aleph Acrylicist

""Hey man, we got that ginormous load of brass ingots, what can we do with them?" "I KNOW, we'll make a ice ball maker!" "Get the fuck out of my office!"" - Aleph Acrylicist

"And that's why we hate the infinite regress of religion." - Aleph Acrylicist

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"How nice is the tripod mount in the projection room for CAMing?" - Aleph Acrylicist

"Yes, its the Unicode Goatse.cx." - Aleph Acrylicist

"2+2=4 also has a proof derived from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... at http://us.metamath.org/mpegif..." - Aleph Acrylicist

"Algebra 2/Trig Teacher in response to the question: "Why do we need to learn this stuff?" "I don't know, I'm just supposed to teach it to you."" - Aleph Acrylicist

"☛O☚ would have been another matter, altogether." - Aleph Acrylicist

"It was the exothermic nasty." - Aleph Acrylicist

"I didn't. Didn't feel the need to. I'm a little tired of the end-of-year ritual." - Aleph Acrylicist

"Alien-space-yiffing?" - Aleph Acrylicist

"Yup, He just wanted to be certain his batteries still had a charge." - Aleph Acrylicist

"Just watched the Scott Walker doc-- it was amazing." - Aleph Acrylicist

"This is awful ghost riding the whip, yo." - Aleph Acrylicist

"Wow, now I have a word that captures the essence of "not quite frontbutt."" - Aleph Acrylicist

"You got it." - Aleph Acrylicist

"But it wouldn't be the same, its another genetic instance of Hitler who did not earn the same amount of negative karma. This Hitler could be submitting links about bacon-flavored narwhal to Reddit--should he be killed? I don't think so." - Aleph Acrylicist

"How would a 20 y/o clone steal a 50 y/o's life?" - Aleph Acrylicist

"Treat it like having children, clones have the same rights as people." - Aleph Acrylicist