'#2) Lazy activism: Joining a Facebook group is the new going on a march, just substantially less effective. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's regime did not buckle under the onslaught of green-tinted Twitter avatars. #5) Social media gurus: Knowing how to tweet should not be a career in itself. #9) The bedroom invasion: First it was in the living room, then the bedroom and now - thanks to wi-fi and laptops - the internet is in your bed. #17) Companies wanting us to 'join the conversation': A direct result of the ascendancy of No 5 is the insufferable chattiness of previously faceless corporations. But a social media presence is no alternative to swift, helpful customer service. #42) The gradual erosion of your moral boundaries: Tasteless jokes, obscene images and websites devoted to fetishes you've never even heard of are only ever a few clicks away. Even if you never indulge, their taboo is diluted by ease of availability.' - Adam Crowe