“History made in Cleveland http://tinyurl.com/5hapql”

“@BillP Glad to hear someone else feels the same way.”

“China reports 900 students buried in high school. http://snurl.com/28ggw”

“FTW - 5/11/08 http://tinyurl.com/3grgph”

“@bhc3 I made a joke about @Scobleizer being offline today, but I believe FF had a fire in their data center last night. Was up much earlier.”

“@newmediajim I'm impressed. You're a very good interviewer on top of your skills with a camera.”

“Wow! @Scobleizer is taking the day off from posting, so FriendFeed just shuts down? That's what I call power.”

“@donreisinger Please share those online. I would love to see them.”

“FTW - 5/9/08 http://tinyurl.com/4rg9xg”

“@mollywood Great new Twitter avatar! :)”

“George W. Bush - the W stands for Woosh http://tinyurl.com/4nvjed”

“@patricknorton You do know that it's made BY Apple, not OF apple, right?”

“@sarahcuda Just don't be the one that gets the REAL water thrown at you.”

“A lazy Friday http://tinyurl.com/3vc23l”

“Wi-Fi, make up my mind http://tinyurl.com/42blfj”

“@mollywood You know, the minute you post video of him playing in the poddy ... :P”

“@jonathancoulton But what about the poor Nigerians who may need your blog to rescue their money from, well, other Nigerians?”

“@CathyBrooks As close to the weekend as your birthday was, I think you should just celebrate all weekend. :D”

“XP SP3 + AMD = Reboot loop http://tinyurl.com/4zfocv”

“FTW - 5/8/08 http://tinyurl.com/3k56cq”

“Good LOST and good night.”

“@amandafrench glad things are going better for you and you're feeling better.”

“After listening to these, you’ll be too sick to vote http://tinyurl.com/4toep8”