"For a semi-ascetic back-woods Galilean, Jesus is very well groomed. Does being part of the Trinity give you the power of perfect hygiene?"
- Jeremiah Mattocks
advocatus_d on I moved into a new house and have just realised that the ventilation system allows everyone to hear what goes on in my room. Which has, up to now, mainly been lots of masturbation. How do I laugh this one off? - http://www.reddit.com/r...
"I read the Illuminatus! Trilogy in the back of a car on a long-ass road trip. I highly recommend doing the same; if you don't get weird dreams, I'll eat my shoe."
- Jeremiah Mattocks
"I just ordered Naturalistic Occultism from Lulu! Nice to see you here, IAO131. I also started following your blog after tangential searching. :)"
- Jeremiah Mattocks
advocatus_d on Bill Gates, a titan of industry, philanthropy, and now being called in quack circles as "The Sperminator." Seriously. - http://www.reddit.com/r...
advocatus_d on Bill Gates, a titan of industry, philanthropy, and now being called in quack circles as "The Sperminator." Seriously. - http://www.reddit.com/r...
"Funny the things God is doing for punishment these days. I hereby defy God to make me gay. What do I need to do to receive this punishment? 'Cause I'll blaspheme and screw and whatnot, but I don't want to kill anyone. Am I still eligible?"
- Jeremiah Mattocks