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Hey kids, actually, it gets worse http://www.dailymotion.com/video...
After reflection, Glee makes me uncomfortable very often.
Guess who missed an "eminent/imminent?" THIS GUY.
RT @CBSNews: Federal judge issues nationwide injunction stopping enforcement of military ban on gays. Developing ...
The only jobs in North Korea must be for dancers and parade marchers. RT @th_s http://www.boston.com/bigpict...
MIdget or dwarf needed RT @pumpkinshirt: There are no words. There really aren't. http://jackson.craigslist.org/crg...
Catfish is a great movie
Seriously I need help. Syncing iPhone, Outlook and Gmail.
I've become entangled in a Calendar sync nightmare
Discontinued fish and chips? WTF jack in the Box!?
And they're off. You always love your parents so much more right before they leave than when they were here drove you crazy.
Me: Didn't you just go to the restroom at my house? Mom: You didn't have a towel in your bathroom.
Dad: Do you want us to drive to the airport and drop off the car, or would you rather drive us to the airport and drop off the car for us?
Dad: Aaron's not having kids, so you don't have to worry about where he settles down. Mom: Well, he might come to his senses one day.
Mom: I want to go to a night club.
Dad: You didn't want to sit at a bigger table?
Mom: We're sitting here? Do you want to sit over there? Me: Do you want to sit over there? Mom: Kind of.
Canadian immigration official: And no one has any felonies or DUIs? Mom: Gosh, not yet.
Mom: We're thinking of adopting a child. We thought we were going to have grandchildren but apparently that isn't going to happen.
Mom: You think it's cold outside? Me: It's Canada and it's October.
Mom: Do you think there are Asian people who don't know any Asian languages?
On Family Guy, Lois: Brian tried to have sex with me. Mom: Who's Brian? Dad: The dog. Mom: The dog?! Dad: Aaron's a pervert.
Dad: What are you doing? You better not be getting anything out of that minibar.
At dinner, Me: Dad, you want this pepper? Dad: Do you want it? Me: Didn't I offer it? Dad: Don't be a smart alec. Me: Yes, I want it.
Host: Lounge or dining room? Me: Dining room. Mom: But they have TV in the lounge. Me: Do you want to sit in the lounge? Mom: No.
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