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Just received this comment: "you nerd geek stop makeing veideo loser your lab top has your nerde gay face on loder" - WTF?!
that sentence killed my hard drive - Outsanity
Actually that's Olde English - the mother tongue of Chaucer and Cædmon. The word "loder" refers to a small side table of rough hewn wood. "nerde gay" is a kind of bouqet or "nosegay." So what he's saying there is that he considers your stuff a virtual bouquet on his bedside table. It's quite complimentary, actually. - Leo Laporte
Response: "'All your base are belong to us' much?" - Zach Flauaus
I side with Leo. - Jonathan Brown
It speaks for itself, doesn't it :-) - Duncan Riley
Ask him if his 'e' key is stuck on his keyboard... - Johnny
I like Leo's translation. Very astute to the Native tongue of "I need to learn proper grammar." - Gerard Lagana
Remember, insults from idiots should be taken as compliments. In this case, a very high compliment indeed. - AJ Kohn
Sorry Leo I think you will find it was someone writing phonetically in their accent. "Nerde Gay" = "Naughty Guy" - Jim Stewart
I like Leo's take, but this neither that, nor Old English, nor Engrish. This is a very unique dialect known as Old Engrish. - Juan Aguilar from twhirl
I believe Leo is right on this one. I also believe you should make a video thanking the poster for the compliment. - Joe "The Enforcer" Pierce
+1 for Leo's comment. Hilarious. Oh how I wish we could mod up comments. - Mark Krynsky
Bravo, Leo. Hilarious. - Brandon Paddock
+2 for Leo Laporte's comment! - edythe
+3 for Leo!!! - Grant
That would be considered quite masterful on YouTube. - Jonathon
jonathon: good point - edythe
+42 for leo (lame, on my part) - Yuvi
Can i hab yourd labtoP?1?!1? lolz - iTad
ay kin reed end rite gud tu - Mona Nomura
LOL... i had a hard time reading that... seriously. - AJ Batac (/-_-)
Ah, you're partially right, Leo. I thought he was employing the classic ablative usage of "nerde," which would have laid his candor in a radically different climate. It's also interesting to note that "face" is pronounced with a soft 'c' - like "Beardface" on NBC's Scrubs. And if I'm not mistaken, he was referring to the rare Norwegian "loder" - which is made of ivory, not wood. - Ⓒⓗⓡⓘⓢ Ⓟⓘⓡⓘⓛⓛⓞ
Leo's comment only added to the beauty of it. But what worries me is that some day, that illiterate buffoon who sent the comment might be in a position of responsibility. *shudder* - Lucretia Pruitt
I live in the Philippines, where neo-Luddites reign. You won't believe how often I get that sort of antitech BS. - Mike Abundo
The question is how did you respond? - Joe Dawson
LOL - sorry for the faults! ;) just kidding... - Dieter Schwarz
Isn't it nice to have such good friends! :-) - Thomas Lee
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