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“Since moving to Oklahoma, the food pyramid has been reduced to my foot and the religion that's shoved down my throat.”

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That's Oklahoma, you won't starve for lack of religion - Summer

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James and the Giant Leech

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This video looks like it was made for about $35, the dancing...

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“After my boyfriend uses my phone, the screen is covered with a sheen that can be used as ski wax, donut glaze, or outgoing call repellent.”

Wednesday at 12:19 pm - Link

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“Shaving my pubes with my boyfriend's razor takes all the fun out of calling him a cuntface.”

Tuesday at 9:37 pm - Link

That made me snort my drink out my nose. Thank you for the visual. - Summer

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Geoff Trenchard and Jamie DeWolf of the Suicide Kings perform...

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“It's a sign of high testosterone and bad parenting that when I make a mess in the kitchen my response is to tell the stove to shut up.”

Tuesday at 8:27 am - Link

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“Eulogy for my laptop: Microsoft, as a word, is a union between the prefix for anything minute and the patron adjective of lost erections.”

Monday at 12:42 pm - Link

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Unsolved Ministries

Monday at 11:21 am - jerkethic.wordpress.com - Link

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It’s fine to act depressed until something truly bad...

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“On Sundays Bible Belt grocers seem to employ the mother from CARRIE to work as the lone checkout clerk. They're all going to laugh at fruit.”

January 4 at 11:12 am - Link

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“In Oklahoma they don't play Duck, Duck, Goose, they play Truck, Truck, Coupe.”

January 3 at 2:47 pm - Link

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This dude and the piano.

January 3 at 12:25 pm - likeit.tumblr.com - Link

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“Going to the wedding of the girl who took my boyfriend's virginity. I'll ask her if she's why he reenacts Three Little Pigs at my back door.”

January 3 at 8:47 am - Link

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Learning to drive manual is a metaphor for the rest of my life....

January 2 at 10:42 am - likeit.tumblr.com - Link

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“The closest I have ever come to feeling akin to Steve Irwin was getting caught between a family of four and Cracker Barrel's Supreme Buffet.”

January 2 at 10:32 am - Link

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“Our picture is in the The Oklahoman. My fifteen minutes of fame is on the same page as an ad for Designer Rugs, Oklahoma's Finest Rug Store.”

January 1 at 9:46 am - Link

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“So far this New Year's Eve I've been stung by a red wasp, got a steroid shot in my ass, and had my period all over myself. Auld Lang Suck.”

December 31 at 1:19 pm - Link

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“They sell Godiva chocolate bars next to the cash register at JC Penney. In case you were wondering why you couldn't find anything in size 2.”

December 30 at 4:32 pm - Link

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A Love Supreme

December 30 at 1:18 pm - jerkethic.wordpress.com - Link

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“Setting up a new bank account is like a gang of bullies holding you down and cordially telling you where the punches are going to land.”

December 29 at 12:58 pm - Link

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Carrots Raw Peppers Tofu Sauteed Mushrooms Rice Steamed...

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“My geeky friends are obsessed with knives. There's either going to be a sick reenactment of the "Bad" video or a PC is gonna get shanked.”

December 29 at 8:35 am - Link

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“The long-term love affair that most people in this state have with fast food, you'd think they'd walk down the aisle to Taco Bell's Canon.”

December 28 at 8:47 pm - Link

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“News anchors in the Midwest are less informative, more slutty. Local stations must host job fairs at 3AM outside the Tri Cream Pi sorority.”

December 28 at 8:53 am - Link

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“Yet another call from my mom where she martyred herself. I swear she rehearses before she dials. I refer to it as "cross-training."”

December 27 at 5:37 pm - Link

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“Bought rope for bondage at a local, non-kinky store. Always have an Ace Hardware in the hole.”

December 27 at 12:19 pm - Link

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Things You Could Do If You Hogtied Me

December 27 at 10:36 am - likeit.tumblr.com - Link

In any particular order? - Robert Hafer

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“Just met Simon's high-school sweetheart in Target. In retrospect, my "Yeah, bitch, I won!" victory dance was a little impudent.”

December 26 at 7:02 pm - Link

“Target's logo is one huge cherry-red nipple, areola and all. Given the name of the store, I'm guessing the founder was a man.”

December 26 at 6:12 pm - Link

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Location, Location, Location

December 26 at 1:56 pm - jerkethic.wordpress.com - Link

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