I'm totally getting excited for "the Rapture" with all these mentions - sofarsoShawn <Oh HAI!>

I might need to get a trumpet. - AJ Batac (/-_-)

"The Bible guarantees it"? :) Does that mean I get my money back if it doesn't happen this weekend? - Fried Curdys

I call dibs on Pat Robertson's diamond mines. - Steven Perez

Cristo, right here: http://bible.cc/mark/13-32.htm - Bruce Lewis

Of course. :) - Steven Perez

(: It's the Final Countdooooown http://www.youtube.com/watch... - Acharad Sami

Hey Aaaj this is during May long too! It better know screw up our weekend - sofarsoShawn <Oh HAI!>

The supposed Biblical quotes and math and such: http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreac... - Rochelle

LOL that's some dodgy math & time lining! - sofarsoShawn <Oh HAI!>

This is why I said "supposed". - Rochelle

Actually, Doonesbury's riffing on precisely that this week, with a neighbor giving one of 'em his Mercedes 'cuz he's gonna be raptured on Saturday. - Walt Crawford

This is the day I graduate highschool....crap. - Josh Aaron Willis

what kind of drugs are they using? ( except of the religious opinions of them ) ;) - ems

If one day is 1,000 years, wouldn't that mean that 5 months would be somewhere around 150,000 years? ETA - And, why are they using the Gregorian calendar to measure months? - Fried Curdys

There is a lot of flyers here! - Kajputin

It's because they've been possessed by the Holy Spirit & they're jabbering in tongues, that's why we can't understand the "math" - sofarsoShawn <Oh HAI!> from iPhone

I should bust out the Chinese lion dancing with lots of firecrackers on that day. - imabonehead

There are several post-Rapture parties planned on Facebook... as well as one Post-Rapture Looting event. I'm sure I'd never be eligible to be Raptured, so I'll just plan on living out the tribulation... until the world ends on Scott's birthday. :-) - Ordinarybug Heather

This means I don't have to work on Saturday, right? - Miriella

have the dolphins left yet? - Iphigenie

Haha iphigenie! I'm a Christian, and the Bible says that "no one knows the day or hour," so, if they wanted to be Biblical, they already missed it. http://bible.cc/matthew... - Nathan Snyder

The people who want to take the Bible to the literal nth degree in everything just have to keep digging deeper holes in order to keep their whole construct alive. It must be a rather tough exercise, and this is hardly the lowest it will sink. Embarrassing but alas one can understand where they are coming from - Jesus is certainly taking his time, longer than people could be led to expect. No wonder some of them are not averse to help the world down the drain with the politics they endorse :( - Iphigenie

if i were god and i had my sense of humor, i would turn up - after all, so many end of world parties should not go in vain... And all the serious christians who are so sure the date wont be then would be so pissed off with me, would be worth it :) (yeah, well, if i were god i'd very much be a trickster god...) - Iphigenie

blow the trumpet.. rent a billboard.. - Terris of California

Uh Oh Jason... not sayin anything just sayin LOL - comix aka martha

Hey im writing this form may 21 and the judgment day has just started here, really funy ;p ( time zone +2 GMT, Turkey) - ems

ems: But The Official Word is that it happens at precisely 6 p.m. in whatever your local time zone is, which will be particularly confusing where Daylight Savings Time and Ordinary Time are in close proximity. Oh, and the cycle begins in New Zealand... All of which is equally likely, in my opinion. - Walt Crawford

Walt, the Line Islands are first, at UTC +14. Tonga is next at UTC +13. New Zealand is UTC +12. - Rochelle

Rochelle: I'm just sayin' what the "preacher" said...it would start in NZ at 6 p.m. His Bible may not admit the existence of the Line Islands and Tonga, or he may assume that there are no Rapturees there... - Walt Crawford

Oh, he has so many errors in his story... - Rochelle

Ok, still waiting it is 01:47 am here :) - ems

İs it started, i was fall in sleep so did i miss something? Here 02:40 am :))) - ems

What happen? :)) - ems