"There is no connection between illuminated, nocturnal calls of nature and cancer, despite what certain newspapers are claiming. Readers of today’s Daily Mail will have seen a story, Cancer danger of that night-time trip to the toilet, citing research by Professor Charalambos Kyriacou from our Department of Genetics and Dr Rachel Ben-Shlomo from the University of Haifa. The article begins: “Simply turning on a light at night for a few seconds to go to the toilet can cause changes that might lead to cancer, scientists claim.” In fact, neither Professor Kyriacou nor Dr Ben-Shlomo suggest anything of the sort."
- AJCann
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I know Charalambos "Bambos" Kyriacou, he would never claim such ridiculous things (except as a joke, he is very funny!).
- Björn Brembs