"You'd like to think you don't know anyone who would want one of these, but you know that's not true. You also know there's a little part of you wondering if this shot gun would bring a new level of sophistication to your gatherings. It won't. But heck - who needs sophistimakation when there's tequila? You slide the holster over the top of the bottle, and then deliver the shots through the gun. Salt, lemon and hot bar tender not included."
- FFing Enigma
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