My new resume. Inspiration is here... - FFing Enigma

AWESOME!!!!! - Kevin Johnson

I would absolutely hire you. - Michelle M

<3 When can you start? - Shevonne

The giraffe did it for me:) - Abhishek

I don't think we'll need to call your girafferences. - Kevin Johnson

lol Kevin! - Starmama

and how perfect is comic sans for this? :) - Starmama

if you can't get hired for stuff with this resume then i give up all hope for my own jub hant. - Joe Silence

I almost went with Impact, but it clashed with the giraffe. - FFing Enigma

Brilliant! - Anika

I am available for resume consultations at a very reasonable rate. You too can have a document this clear and concise! - FFing Enigma

:D - Starmama

I am now fighting the urge to make this my profile picture on LinkedIn... - FFing Enigma

Awesomesauce - AJ Batac (/-_-)

Do it! - Subtly LB

I just showed this to Dave and he said as a hiring manager he'd give an interview to someone who sent this in. Interesting. - FFing Enigma

would be worth a field test - Kevin Johnson

And now I love Tina even more! Best. Resume. EVAR! :-D - Ordinarybug Heather

you are so hired. but i might need to give you a hug because of your awesomeness. i hope that will be ok. - Morgan

Man, imma have to redo the whole thing to be able to use it on LinkedIn, it's not square enough! - FFing Enigma

seriously - i think i love you. this is the best resume i've seen. and i've seen thousands. my mom ran an employment agency for 18 years. and i've had all kinds of jobs - Morgan

Why thank you Morgan. I do try =) However it won't do at all as my profile pic: it winds up being too small to actually read. How unfortunate. - FFing Enigma

Did the giraffe just have something shoved up it's butt? It seems a bit surprised. - Morgan

In one of the inspiration threads http://friendfeed.com/akatina... we decided I needed to send a company a picture of a giraffe for my resume, preferably one with a large posterior. This giraffe fit the bill perfectly! - FFing Enigma

I agree with everyone here Tina. I think you should send it out next time. If you catch the right person's attention with this they'll be compelled to hire you. - Kenton

Wait no mention of the drama llama??? - SteVe "Beefy Miracle" C

Nope! There's no room for the Drama Llama in the work place, he has been replaced by the Staffing Giraffe! - FFing Enigma

<3 this, Tina. :))) - Micah

I'm so all over this. - Heather Rantypants

You need to get this printed on business cards, at the very least. - April

That might be the best resume / kid's birthday party invite / I have ever seen! - Martha

Hired! - Bill Romanos

Perfect! - Kathleen

Don't ask me why, but I felt the urge to bump this too... - FFing Enigma

<3 - Subtly LB

This is what I should do. - edythe from iPhone

you're hired! - Jim the Blatant

can i steal this when i re-enter the work force 2 years from now? :P - Joe Silence

Are you kidding? I'm still sending it out now! - FFing Enigma

. - mohammadk

actually I would add ..all the handle at the bottom.. like personal blog, twitter ID etc ..but all in very small fine print like 3/4 points font .. and if they call u for an interview ask them did you read the fine print ? - Peter Dawson