Tonight's laugh from me to you - Imagine holding a bag of ice on your shoulder when you can't lift your arm above shoulder height. Now imagine trying to wrap an Ace bandage around your shoulder to hold the bag of ice on, but only with one functioning arm.
Finally: imagine that the only way to keep the ice on said shoulder is to painfully weasel your way into the tightest shirt you have and then shove the ice inside. Oh, and by the way, this is when you realize you need to go to the store....
- FFing Enigma