Name something trivial you absolutely can't stand. - FFing Enigma

Mine is cream of mushroom soup. The smell of it makes me want to retch. At the holidays, it's all I can do to politely choke down a bite of anything made with it. - FFing Enigma from email

Spinach dip! The sight of it gives me a gag reflex. - Joe "The Enforcer" Pierce

People going nuts over [insert trend/topic/object here]. What happened to measured responses, people? - Mike Nayyar

A rich dead guy on a beach... You have to hold them up so no one knows they are dead... - Johnny

Hair stuck on the bar of soap in the shower - Sally - Skyrimmin' It

Country songs that lament how things have changed...as if things were so much better for the common man in the 80s or the 50s. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

Sally, you can never be sure where the hair came from! - Michael McKean

Seafood. - Subtly LB

Stinky farts - Rodfather

leaving an open toothpaste tube on the sink counter - Nathan Chase

leaving lights on in rooms no one are presently in - Nathan Chase

other people - Nathan Rein

Socks + sandles ... UGH! - Michael Forian

putting pillows into pillow cases - BEX

"kudos" and "props", oh, and those tall boots every other woman on the street seems to be wearing. - coldbrew

@Michael, yep, you don't know which part of who's body the errant hair came from. Seriously, it's such a turnoff that hubby and I have our own soaps. We don't share. - Sally - Skyrimmin' It

I wanna change mine. I really can't stand that one single little curly hair that is always in every hot tub you get into. You know the one, it has like gps and hones in on you as soon as you get int.... - Joe "The Enforcer" Pierce

Styrofoam!! hate it. - Frankie Warren

The people who wear those "lead, follow or get out of the way" shirts. Pisses me off. - Michael Forian

@Forian (since I'm already a michael...) "NO FEAR". :D - mjc

Tapout shirts - Rodfather

Fake/ Phony people - YoYo_P

Late people and people that are undisciplined at work. I may be undisciplined at home, but I cannot stand slackers at work. - Michelle M

Rod, does that apply even if the person wearing the shirt could actually make you tapout? - Joe "The Enforcer" Pierce

@Chris, RE: people who unsub - Oops. You asked for it ;) - Michael Forian

Tapout shirts? - BEX

@Joe: 99% of the time they can't and just want to look badass. - Rodfather

grabbing food off my plate without permission. really sets me off for some reason. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

That's ok, Chris: I have it on good authority that southern girls who can punch can take your hate and turn it into fluffy zombie cats of doom. - FFing Enigma from fftogo

People that leave the standard 4:3 TV shows stretched on their widescreen 16:9 TV's and gloat about how great it looks - Nathan Chase

People eating food while standing over my shoulder as I try to concentrate. MAJOR pet peeve of mine. - Phil Glockner

People who don't join Twitter because "they don't want to know what everyone had for breakfast" - Nathan Chase

Shia LeBeouf - Derrick

Shia. He's so cute! And he's a beef! - anna sauce

Snoring! - Tamara J.

Running out of beer. - coldbrew

students wearing pajamas to class. - adf

People who talk too loud - Shey

people that think AOL is the internet - Nathan Chase

And face-talkers - Shey

What, this thread MVB? No, I read a comment about green bean casserole which made me think about how much I hate it, and this was a more fun way to post it. - FFing Enigma from fftogo

FriendFeed drama - Melissa

Like George Carlin (RIP), those little yellow signs in car windows that say things like, "Baby On Board" - coldbrew

When the pie pieces would get stuck (if inserted upside down) in the Trivial Pursuit pie piece! Apparently, I'm not the only one http://www.amazon.com/review... . Taking FF literally is the only safe bet these days. - Micah

When someone uses a fork and leaves those fork grooves in the butter spread. Use a knife, and keep it smooth! - Louis P. from twhirl

Not driving in the proper lane. If I know I need to turn left - even 5 miles ahead, I'll get in the left lane. Maybe that's just OCD... - iTad

When someone says "cumpacity" instead of capacity. - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

Chris White - Rick Kaiser

Chris: take it easy!! ;) - Frankie Warren

Loud chewers - April Buchheit

+1 April - Shey

People who say "conversate" - April Buchheit

And people who chew with their mouth open - Shey

when people say "warsh," instead of "wash" - a runcible MiniMage

Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Sheppard Smith and Keith Olbermann (to be fair and balanced). - Michael Forian

People who've commented more than 2x on this post. - coldbrew

People who say "irregardless," "should've did," "would've went," etc. - April Buchheit

+1 Chris - April Buchheit

Trivial comments by colorless characters... how's that? ;) - Rick Kaiser

People that complain about complainers in a thread that is about complaining. - coldbrew

People who don't complain about me, but quietly hold grudges about trivial matters. - Bruce Lewis

People that don't understand how deep this thread really is. - coldbrew

Colorless comments on trivial threads. :p - Rick Kaiser

Sober people. - coldbrew

Trivial pursuit categories I don't know well. - Mike Reynolds

Trivial trivia on Trivial Pursuit - Rick Kaiser

Trivial humor on trivial comments on trivial threads. - Rick Kaiser

People that think the word trivial has only one meaning. - coldbrew

The word trivial. Ahhh...sorry...I actually like that! - Rick Kaiser

People that refer to others by their first name despite the fact that there are typically lots of people with the same first name, and they have never shaken hands with that person. - coldbrew

Chinese food that looks like stew. - Rick Kaiser

People that use their legal names believing they have some higher moral ground on which to stand. - coldbrew

People that complain about data cllection policies of companies, but are quite promiscuous with their data/ info at the same time - coldbrew

Slow drivers in the fast lane - Rick Kaiser

Wet countertops. - Ms. Nakachi

Sticky countertops! - Rick Kaiser

are Chris White and coldbrew the same person? - Nathan Rein

Taking out the trash. - Steven Perez

Polls - Tony C (Unrated)

Memes. - vimoh

Eating noises - Alistair (alpinefolk)

...chewing your food w/ your mouth open or smacking your gum... - JA Castillo

Sticky & oily faucets and hair on the bar of soap. LOL - Praveen Vasudev

People who say "should of," "would of," or "could of." - Bec Rowe @d0tski

The statement, "I seen it" vocabulary fail. - Janet

Another one for me: sleeping through my alarm. Sets a crappy tone for the rest of the day. - FFing Enigma

Having to repeat myself to people who never listen. - Josh Haley

Josh, what did you say? - Tinfoil 2.0

Public restrooms. :| - Parth Awasthi

LE beat you all to it. Was that a great setup or what? - Josh Haley

I had a bunch till I read everyones and then realized Rick's "slow drivers in fast lane" made me boil over so I'm going with that too. - SteVe "Beefy Miracle" C

hypocrites. - vijay

feet - Kelly

someone touching my computer monitor - dpurrington

the word "webinar" - Melanie Jagolino

Graffiti. People who don't clean up after their dogs. - stretta

Chairs that tweet when you fart. - stretta

the smell of tequila....yuck :-( - Live4Emma (L4S)

O_O?? I LOVE TEQUILA - Shey

Death. - Iain Baker

Flash - RAPatton

this thread jumping the shark. - vijay

people who don't tell me they're leaving an IM conversation! say goodbye dammit (and people wo say "brb" when they're not gonna be Right back ;) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

yeah...sorry Shey....had a BAD experience one time and ever sense then....eeesh...even the smell makes me retch... >.< - Live4Emma (L4S)

Double parkers in front of a parking space. *Hate it* - Sarah Peterman

Sharing a 5PM commute with no driving aholes! - Mike Lewis

When other people are navigating the web with me watching and they don't see the proper links as quickly as me. Drives me insane - "Just CLICK RIGHT THERE!!!" - Zach Landes

Broccoli. And slow drivers. - Kevin (barely visible)

When driving, people who rush in front of you when there is no one behind you, only to slow down. Or turn left. - stretta from twhirl

When people walk around with their laces undone. - Vicky

Sentence finishers. - Kevin (barely visible)

Whistling. - Rochelle

me too Jason! - vijay

Webcam self-portraits of people looking at their monitors. - Dave Roth

Right now it's co-worker's talking easter egg. Must. Control. Fist. Of. SMASH! - vicster

People who really are alcoholics (or are definitely heading that way) who claim that they are just "social drinkers." That, and the people who enable them. - Katy S

Garden State Parkway and NY Thruway tolls, which keep going up. - Morton Fox

Jason, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. - Rochelle

stripper butt glitter on my pants - Tony C (Unrated) from fftogo

Cherries, blech! - Kelly W.

Drivers who don't use signals when they turn or change lanes. - Jen (SquirrelGirl)

Rubbing my hand on carpet or watching someone else do it. - Just Katie

People who strain their necks in order to read the newspaper I'm reading on the subway. Did I say newspaper? - Bryan R. Adams

Websites that don't leave a decent left margin. They make you want to scroll left so the page does not feel cluttered. - The Amber

Little misalignments in anything. I always feel the urge to realign them. - xero

trivial pursuit - shaun mclane

Any, I mean ANY of those idiot FB apps, and that "25 things" thing - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Being illogical or someone who doesn't accept (or is unable in) thinking differently about something without that person considering him/herself in the calculation. - Zu from AOD

omg..and ESPECIALLY the stupid picture "gift" apps. I love to get the requests just so I can block the app ;) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

People who claim welfare when they can work and are not sick ie. malingering spongers. - Angus Neil

sally field - siggimus