Awesome, my kind of man - SteVe "Beefy Miracle" C

did he grunt like Tim Allen? - Gunnybear ™

Does he watch Good Eats? That sounds like something Alton Brown would do. I approve. - Ha3rvey (F please!)

so awesome - Morgan

Sounds like awesome to me! - caj

I like how everyone seems to assume this ended well. - FFing Enigma from fftogo

Are you now breathing pepper dust? - Kirsten

Whether it ended well or not, sounds like he'd be perfect for the A-Team! - Arlan K.

I assumed nothing even Tim Allen grunts right before he plugs in the thing that shocks him so badly it sends his ass flying across the room. - Gunnybear ™

Pepper drill is now on my Amazon wish list. - Micah

Alton Brown actually DOES have a drill pepper mill. He doesn't use it too often though. - Chris Topher

This thread has been dramatically read, nay, even autotuned. http://ff.im/nMclc - Josh Haley

He did it wrong. Drill, no...cordless screwdriver, yes! - April

It was a cordless drill and failure was mostly due to the fact that we have a pretty shoddy pepper grinder to begin with. He's fixed it so it's useable again and was quick to let me know I should be happy he didn't try to use the Dremel: nothing like grinding pepper at 10,000 RPMs. - FFing Enigma

there should be video of the first field test. i haz a sad. - Joe Silence

to grind pepper and other stuff at 10000 rpm, I use an electric coffee grinder. the downside is absence of a cool pistol-like grip. - 9000

Ha3rvey's right, this /is/ something Alton Brown would do. He specifically explains how in his first cookbook. - Andrew C (✓)