I just saw a penis float down the main feed for... - FFing Enigma

If I had a nickel for every time I have had to see a penis float by, I'd have $1.45. - Akiva

Thankfully I don't see what you guys see. I don't want to be lookin' at it. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

ive got the priz0n filtered. (into groups/lists) - Carlos Ayala

Seriously? :( - Derrick

Yes, seriously. It's a scene from a movie, not sexual, and it's just a penis. Would I prefer it not be in my home feed? Yup. I prefer the hairless lady crotches stay out of my home feed too. That will never happen, though: people say we're uptight and "telling them how to FF" when we suggest they keep it to a room. Let one guy post a penis, though, and everyone's clawing their GD eyes out and screaming GET AN EFFIN' ROOM!!! - FFing Enigma

So last night on this podast i heard a weird thing- in Africa there are some cultures that fear "penis stealers" like a pickpocket, they steal your penis. It hides in your body or shrinks. Serious deal, and 12 people were killed last year because they were suspected penis stealers. Just sayin'. - anna sauce

I haven't seen any pensises!! penissess! ... dicks! And I don't want to see any either, I get that on my own thank you very much. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart

I'm with @Bill Kinney. I could care less, I'm at work so I hide all the bits. But *yawn* - ‘-.-’ Tutivillus Grift

It is the first genital apparition I have so far experienced on FF. Neither offend, I mean after all it is all just bits of bodies. - Kevin J Hatton

PS: I am not one of those 'freaking' Gents. - Kevin J Hatton

I only get mad if its larger than mine. So far I have stayed happy ;) - Tony C (Unrated) from fftogo

Good answer @ Earl - Kevin J Hatton

EARL +1 -- to expand on that thought - it must have been so small I missed it. - LPH™ and his dog P™

To put this into perspective: I have lady bits and have seen what may or may not be an average number of gent bits. If I want to see more of them, I certainly know where to find them. But if I'm FFing at work, the library, at home in front of my godsons or soon to be ex step nephew, I'd just as soon not have to explain why the lady is all nekkid and stuff. People don't walk naked down main street either: they go to places where nudity is expected and/or encouraged. - FFing Enigma

Errr, what's the big fuss? Only issue I have is NSFW stuff in the feed while I'm at work. I access rooms via lists to do that. - caj

No argument from me there. @FFing Enigma - Kevin J Hatton

I'm not bothered by seeing other peoples genitals float on by... Don't get how anyone can be bothered by them. - alphaxion

Oh, and +1 to Tina for that last comment. Please send to a room and not your main feed. I'm just sayin'.... - caj

I'm not particularly bothered by seeing genitals in my home feed, but if I don't like a particular picture, that's what the hide button is for. - John (bird whisperer)

**looks around** ooh cock? where? where? Damn I must not be that "Cool" - The Catz Meow

And to clarify: my *biggest* gripe here is the fact that I've not seen a single (straight) gent complain about the poon floating downstream, but let one penis slip through and it's OMGWTFBBQ!! What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and if the guys are saying it's ok to post lady crotches then by God there will be man crotch to match. - FFing Enigma

Having seen the crotch of a 10 year old girl (since I was one and therefore had one), I agree MDV. However this is more about the lady v gent crotch ratio, not the hair or lack thereof. - FFing Enigma

Tina, now it's starting to sound like you're calling for more cock shots. Just sayin. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

I'm pretty sure that I've complained about the poon, Tina, and for the record I'm straight. Just sayin'. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

Just for the record I never complain about poon. Just saying :D - Tony C (Unrated) from email

If root beer is involved in a penis float, I'm in! - Oldengrey (Jay)

You're right Alex, I remember that now. And Chris, it's not that I'm calling for more gent's crotch shots; I'm just saying that if the guys here are ok with lady bits in the main feed then they shouldn't say word one about men bits in the feed. - FFing Enigma

Who the hell are you subscribing too Tina? PS could you compile them into a list of handy links.....for reference. - Geoff Schultz {TF}

*blinkblink* Who on earth are you subscribed to Tina? - Soup in a TARDIS

I sub to a handful of people who use image fave type services, and port in tons of images at once. For those that want to see what the main feed looks like for me it's http://friendfeed.com/isthiss... - FFing Enigma

Marilyn Chambers' armpit in "Rabid" = twofer - Joe Silence

If a crotch appears in my main feed, I'm sharing it in the new group 'Crotches in my feed' http://friendfeed.com/crotche... - FFing Enigma

high time i start using lists, before i get busted !! cant risk d main feed. - Gtp19

subbed - Joe Silence

When I read what Tina posted, I got the mental image of a disembodied penis floating by like a weird duck hunt theme. :) Okay, remember when I complained about NSFW images in the main feed and many of you shot me down for "telling you how to use FF"? Well, now YOU get to debate this and I'll just hide your NSFW feeds. - Morton Fox

I missed nudity in the main feed? :( - Steven Perez from Android

i'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing mr perez - Chris Heath

I was about to propose that some teachers at the high school I work at use friendfeed to aggregate their content and have students subscribe to that content. Now I'm worried that our district will just block the whole site. - Ryan Massie from iPhone

what do you mean by "feed"? - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Perhaps I shouldn't laugh, but I find it hilarious. Lost your FF virginity now, TIna? :) "I just saw a penis float down the main feed for the first time" Your description of how you saw it 'float down' was what got me laughing here. - Ian May

Does anyone realize that a penis really does float? - The Catz Meow

When I say feed, Shawn, I mean the main feed I see when I visit friendfeed.com and am logged in. I don't use lists, so everyone I sub to is dumped into that main feed. - FFing Enigma

Tina. Thank you for this original post (I admit not reading through the comments). - Martha

Enough already................... - Kevin J Hatton

penish smenish - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Just subscribed to Tina's room. I'm not subscribed to nearly as many people as her, so I'll be adding more crotches to my main feed :D - Rodfather

wait wait...so you really saw a wang? I seriously thought you were joking *ahem* weird - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Is this because of my post? - Matt Ruiz

Once I saw penetration... but it was on the everyone feed - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Yeah, thanks, Wilson. - Akiva

HA, I thought you said down main street. That took me a minute. - Eric - 100% Choice Cuts

That's what I thought like some dude ok with himself or durrrrunkk just flashing ti around - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Sorry, guys. I dropped my pants for Penny, and I forgot that I went commando today. - Steven Perez

Tina, I "liked" this so hard I may have broken the internets. - Ayşe E.

Yeah, we do, Mo. I'm still laughing. Righteous! - Ayşe E.

#DickMeme - Matt Ruiz

Ain't that the truth, Slippy =/ - FFing Enigma

Respect the cock. - Mark Davidson from BuddyFeed

I thought the equal treatment point of the original post was pretty clear. - John (bird whisperer)

Haha Cecily - Rodfather

LMAO......this has got to be the best thread today! - Bonnie Foster

...hairless poon? huh? what? clearly, I'm not subscribed to the right FF folks. .LOLz! this is a hilarious post Tina. thanks for that - .LAG liked that

hairless poon? where? ;) - Anthony Citrano

I feel left out in that I never saw said penis. - Tsali - el Rey de Reyes

It's from a film clip of Forgetting Sarah Marshall - anna sauce

Whose Cock was it? LOL - Igor The Troll יִצְחָק

ah, in that cause, I've seen said penis, but still feel left out, I think it's time to resurrect the Traveling Dildo then. - Tsali - el Rey de Reyes

I think I'm going to have to watch the movie just to see what context that clip was from. - Morton Fox

LOL Perv ;-) - Igor The Troll יִצְחָק

An observation: I was the 69th to like this post. Just sayin. ;-) - Ordinarybug Heather

I just saw some out of this world Japanese wieners! - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Make one little post about crotches and the masses get all riled up (so many puns, so little time). Just a reminder, any crotch (male or female) that I see in my main feed gets reshared to the "Crotches in my Feed" group http://friendfeed.com/crotche... And Cecily, thanks to you I now have the urge to see if RandomHairlessPoon.com is an available domain name =/ - FFing Enigma

Oh dear sweet babby jebus, it's available... - FFing Enigma

I really wish our society would get over the stigma of naked bodies. Both men and women. I'm 100% straight, but I'm all about freedom. But I'm also all about respect. I say we treat everyone equally. If someone wants to post nudity, why don't we make a single NSFW room. (one could exist, I don't know). Seems like a logical solution to me. - Ⓐ ☠ slayerboy ☠ Ⓐ

I'll agree there's not enough man-crotches floating about FriendFeed, and I'm straight! However, I categorically REFUSE to improve the situation. You all already got to see me shirtless for free; anything more and you got to pay me first for it. - Chris Charabaruk

*considers using ye olde flatbed scanner but doesn't want to smoosh anything so gets out the digicam instead* - Joe Silence

Just know if it shows up in my feed it's going to the Crotch room. - FFing Enigma

i must be doing something right because my cock:hairlesspoon ratio has been really good. no filters or nuthin’. probably some previously-unseen emergent phenomenon arising from my subscription choices. @mike: speaking for myself, any naked-body-stigma I might have is not moral or social, it's aesthetic. - Anthony Citrano

There's a room for hairless spoons? - Will Higgins™

It's not a hairless poon room, it's a crotch room: if you join you'll see whatever male or female bits find their way onto my feed. And no invites are needed, MVB, there's a link above. - FFing Enigma

LoL . . that is hilarious . . - pcdave79 from twhirl

I don't believe Ive ever seen the phrase 'random hairless poon' used in a sentence before - Threepwood

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? - Geoff Schultz {TF}

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? - Geoff Schultz {TF}

It's swell to have a stiffy, - Geoff Schultz {TF}

It's divine to own a dick. - Geoff Schultz {TF}

From the tiniest little tadger - Geoff Schultz {TF}

To the world's biggest prick! - Geoff Schultz {TF}

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. - Geoff Schultz {TF}

wow, you should have saved the pic for evidence! LOL - Igor The Troll יִצְחָק

is ok, I can deal with it.. - David Gross

*strums guitar* "Poooon riverrrr flooaaating down my screen... There suuuch alot of poooooon to seeeee....." - Joe Silence

HAAhahahhahahahhahaaaa!!! - FFing Enigma

*hears Johnny Mercer spinning in his grave at about 4KHz* - Joe Silence

still smells fresh to me! must be good hygiene. - Joe Silence

You got me in trouble for this FFing Enigma! - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Why? It wasn't your peter on the page... - FFing Enigma

Ummm no not my p.p - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Then I'm not really sure how I got you in trouble, Shawn. I'm curious though, so do explain! - FFing Enigma

Ummm no not my p.p however, running today with my friend Mark then we go to World Health and do weights...welllll...I was trying to explaining this story and I couldn't say this word...(penis)...yeah I know cuz the ppl were around. Sooooooo I was trying to explain this story how you got accosted by this penis...and I could not STOP FUCKING laughing. - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

You know I'm very conservative and would not say such a word. Also there was a problem with Mark's swipeee thing and the guy at the door was like no need to see id. And Mark was getting so pissed off and I couldn't stop laughing and laughing like ROFL *dead* laughing - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Shawn, that's awesome: glad to have given you the giggles =) But MDV is right: I wasn't accosted by the peen, I was just frustrated by guys acting like it was the worst thing they'd ever seen on the home feed. - FFing Enigma

Mark was seriously about to punch that mofo out and finally he was like FUCK IT WE'RE GOING, I'm mentioning this to your supervisor! And once we got outside I just burst out yelling PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!!!! Finally!! My abs still hurt from laughing. And yeah kids were heading to school & shit, but I finally got it out of my system. Usually I'm trying to get it in hehehehee. The end. - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

So shame on you for getting me in trouble with your talk of the p. word! - sofarsoShawn <Jell-O>

Scott, you didn't miss anything.. check my feed for the horrific image.. That spawned an entire revolution.. - Matt Ruiz

Matt: the image wasn't horrific, don't beat yourself up. My frustration was with the reactions - FFing Enigma

I seem to be missing all the juicy posts lately. Floating peni and vagini? Darn. :( - Mathew A. Koeneker