The obvious thing to do would be to move to a new town, adopt the accent and use the word all you want! - Joe "Looptid" Pierce

Flippity, LOL. - Kol Tregaskes

One of my favourite curses too :) I use it daily lol - Penny

I used to say it all the time, mainly because a coworker loved british swears. - Rob Diana

Tina, I can tutor you on the correct phonetics behind it if you like... Aussie's rock this word better than anyone :D - Johnny

you do wonder why it is a curse, though - Iphigenie

It is a curse because of intention, nothing wrong with the act of wanking ;) - Willem (@wim66) ☠

I don't know about the rest of the guys in the UK but I don't hear it used as much, not for many, many years. - Kol Tregaskes

Where I worked a few years ago you would have thought that was our manager's name - M F

M F, LOL! - Kol Tregaskes

British expressions are awesome. A few years ago our network was working only sporadically, and a coworker described it as going "up and down like a tart's knickers." - DGentry

Alright, I'm going to have to start making a list. The knickers line almost cost me a keyboard.... - FFing Enigma

of course, you can substitute the word "tart" for things like "whores" "chavettes" etc - alphaxion

Yep, I think an Aussie accent works best for this. It's usually f'in wanker though. - jjprojects

Said it today on the road, Aussie style. Copped it right back too :D *fond tear* - Mo Kargas

Wanker is a curse best served with a drunk southern accent. - Tony C (Unrated) from fftogo

It's definitely f'in wanker! - Bec Rowe @d0tski

just try to say it sorta like: woinkah. [then fine-tune from there] - Anthony Citrano

Not so acceptable, but I kinda like dumbass! - Janice

I'm afraid living in the uk i picked up the quaint: "muppet!" - Iphigenie

Joelle, I've never been to the UK but I was watching some movie where a lady keep calling kids 'poppet' and it stuck: I call one of my cats poppet sometimes. I like it =) - FFing Enigma

I use "muppet" a lot due to the fact there are so many of them. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

U bloody wanks - orionstarr

I love it when the bruiser in "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", says something to the effect of "As long as they're not complete f*ing muppets" - mikepk