“Bought the first of Dexter. Watched the first episode and loved it.”

“Each Friday at work should end with 2 hours of basketball like we've done the past 3 weeks.”

“this peer review will end when my laptop battery runs dry.”

“Pink Floyd is now the official music of the technical peer review.”

“I can't remember the last time I worked till 10 pm. It's been years.”

“@djskaw Are you playing ball with us tmr?”

“Just barely saw the Mac vs. PC ad with the cheerleaders. Made me laugh.”

“@bbluesman Enjoyed the article on choice. Thanks for the link. Reminds me of the all the flavors of toothpaste.”

“@djskaw Have you had Tivo before?”

“@BeckyMcCray Those are still the best. I know it means something when someone takes the time like that.”

“I wish my DirecTivo didn't require a land line. I'd love to cancel my Qwest phone service.”

“they serve kahlua on this tour boat.”

“i hope we won't be needing the life jackets”

“never underestimate the importance of carrying the lunches”

“one boy said if it were his choice this field trip would just go to mcdonalds”

“@thattalldude I think this stuff is gonna kill me eventually. I can't stop drinking this stuff.”

“@bbluesman I don't remember Birch. Was it a root beer?”

“Diet A&W root beer isn't as bad as it sounds. It's quite good.”

“Craving a gyro although I had one yesterday.”

“My Lenovo laptop just launched something called the "Battery Stretcher". It sounds painful.”

“@schaarmander It's very cool product.”

“@lexia Ha! No crying just yet but I think it's a very cool product and can't wait to show my kids.”

“Download from http://www.worldwidetelescope....”

“@MarinaMartin So maybe I shouldn't deposit my stimulus check at the ATM?”

“@StarrGazr Ha! Too long man, too long.”

“Can't remember the last time I've used a bank teller. Why do we still have them?”

“Now that the John Adams mini series is over I can cancel HBO again.”

“Dear Home Teachers: No visits on holidays, Friday or Saturday evening or during Jazz playoff games.”

“Firefox should just include the smiling monkey down in the right corner of my browser. I shouldn't have to install anything.”

“Mother's Day was a happier time last year than it is this year. I've not spoken with mom much lately.”

“The price of Gnomedex went up this year so maybe the ticket costs include an iPhone? I haven't been able to confirm.”

“I was in charge of dinner tonight so the kids had pizza, whipped cream and Diet A&W Rootbeer.”

“I haven't decided if I'm going to Gnomedex this year. The Twitter back channel was better than many of the speakers.”

“My neighbor washes his black Mini at least 3 times a week. He's out there now rubbing it down.”

“@treo700 Ha! Well, I wouldn't mind it as much if I didn't live in Seattle where it's always wet making for a messing pickup.”

“Least favorite weekend job: Picking up dog poop in the yard before mowing the lawn.”

“@schaarmander Mallen and Skaw lit us up. Neither could miss.”

“The organ at the end of Zep's "Thank You" just blows my mind. Fricking awesome.”

“I reading far fewer tech blogs these days, but more personal blogs like @megfowler writes.”

“@GlendaWH I'm getting to the point where that's needed!”

“Getting kids to stay in their beds is more art, less science.”

“@bbluesman Yes, go ahead and unfollow if you must.”

“@bbluesman I watch the Hills too which no noble prize winner is allowed to do.”