"Great defense against the 'Obama is a Muslim" lies: "The final hurdle was convincing his grandmother that Obama was not a Muslim. 'I said to her that if there are any people who can understand the wickedness of lies said about them, it is the Jews. That hit home.'"" - Alan Lewis
"Think about it... would you consider Chuck Reed (San Jose mayor, former city councilman) qualified to be president of the United States?" - Alan Lewis
"The only reason I submit patents at my current employer is because I get a $2000 bonus (minus taxes) when a patent with my name on it gets filed. They are all pretty ridiculous patents when filtered through the lawyer speak grinder, but I need the money so I hold my nose and go through with it." - Alan Lewis
"The only reason I submit patents at my current employer is because I get a $2000 bonus (minus taxes) when a patent with my name on it gets filed. They are all pretty ridiculous patents when filtered through the lawyer speak grinder, but I need the money so I hold my nose and go through with it." - Alan Lewis
