RT @sarahemelville: bought some paint for my room today. It's called "Delicate White", which I am changing to "Sun-Bleached Skull" so it feels a bit more goth.
RT @TwopTwips: LIVEN up being a parent by pretending your baby runs a drug gang and his monitor is 'the wire' you are using to gather evidence. @iamreddave
RT @DuncanStott: The real scandal about the welfare cap is that £26k isn't enough to afford the basics for some families. The cost of living is far too high.
RT @ollymoss: My girlfriend left her kindle at my house so I jailbroke it and added some new authors to her screensaver rotation. http://twitter.com/ollymos...