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"Um, that's not what it says." - Alberto

"Just don't lock your keys in." - Alberto

"Man card revoked." - Alberto

"WAIT... Not a dupe. Redugg! Same artist as this: http://digg.com/arts_cu... ... ... but for Twitter. My mistake. Sorry for the confusion. Carry on." - Alberto

"Dupe undugg." - Alberto

"5. Brand it Like You Mean It Absolutely, in my opinion, Apple's second greatest strength (other than having pretty nifty technology). They brand like no other in the segment. Most products they create stand alone as a brand, while competitors seem to have a hard time even defining their corporate brand, let alone individual product branding. Great tech. Amazing branding. It's a "privilege" to own an Apple product." - Alberto

"That's a major party foul. You don't spill beer. You don't wreck a McLaren. You don't pee into the wind." - Alberto

"OOPS! Didn't see it. Undigging." - Alberto

"Think of the kids when they watch it: 8 years old: "Dad was SO cool." 16 years old: "NOOO Dad!. My friends don't want to watch your wedding dance video. PLEASE NO!" 24 years old: "Well Doctor, it all started during my parents wedding..." (to therapist)" - Alberto

"Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle. How did I never know that's what Yahoo stood for?" - Alberto

"I can't tell from this angle." - Alberto

"No names necessary. No eyes, nose, or mouth either. You can track them by their hair and addition of glasses alone. My only question... "Why didn't they have ears in 1963?"" - Alberto

"Really Gerri? Is that how you really feel?" - Alberto

"*** UPDATE: New Digg is close but not this weekend. ***" - Alberto

"I'm speechless. Crime is bad enough when it has a purpose. Crime that apparently had nothing to do with anything other than idiots getting their jollies to show to their buddies... I fear for society sometimes." - Alberto

"At my work, if people walked by and I had that on my screen, there would be talk." - Alberto

"That is All." - Alberto

"It's 1:30 am Pacific as I read this. How depressing. I'm going to bed." - Alberto

"Lucky. To be. Alive." - Alberto

"Lloyd, a comedic genius who is often overshadowed and under-appreciated. It's all in the hair." - Alberto

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"It took me a second - first I thought it was a ramp photoshopped in and thought, "This is dumb." Then I realized what it really was and thought, "Whoa." Now I want to rent a boat and hang out there, waving at the cars while I fish over the highway." - Alberto

"Walmart is one of those companies that has an opportunity to do some good in the world. They don't, and as a result I'm sure I'm not the only one who hasn't been inside a Walmart for years." - Alberto

"This is one of the things I'm worried about with the New Digg pulling from feeds. We're going to see a lot of incomplete headlines." - Alberto

"Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch... ..." - Alberto

"Where we're going, we don't need roads." - Alberto

"And told her she could pull them back up?" - Alberto

"LOL - Energizer Spud. Clever." - Alberto

"...for umbrella holding." - Alberto

"4 hours later from the hospital bed: "It seemed like such a good idea!"" - Alberto