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Jesus Christ, use caution when ordering the Michelada.
I can't be the first to get upset about this, but Mounds don't have mounds. Almond Joys do.
For the long trip, these'd better have some kickass muzak: http://bit.ly/DLzTm...
@swordandlaser At the top of my list is Woops!, the woefully short-lived post-apocalyptic early 90s sitcom. Was it good? Dunno. I was 12.
Anyone want to babysit tomorrow?
My God, retirement can't come soon enough. http://www.wired.com/cars...
@neilhimself Thank you. That's just about what I needed to hear.
I can't RT this hard enough: @dooce I think I can safely speak for all parents of small children: SCREW YOU, TIME CHANGE.
I don't need any more reasons to hate flying. Unzipping my DNA could be a good one, though: http://www.kurzweilai.net/news...
@jennyquotes check out the Dark City soundtrack or make a Pandora station from the Donnie Darko version of Mad World.
Just finished an improv show, and boy are my jokes tired.
Jim and Pam getting married was the beginning of the end. And I mean for all of us.
@theActorsGang is throwing a Hallowe'en party in LA. Come mingle with creepy thesps in white makeup: http://www.facebook.com/event...
@MaximusPaynicus Developers should go all the way with this and make gamers uncomfortable with warfare. Games can become true literature.
Is it better to be aware that only sleep and caffeine affect my mood, or should I pretend I'm not simply a chemical machine?
@MaximusPaynicus Right, and making gamers push the button would create a big impact. Make us follow orders we're not comfortable with.
Just saw @alyankovic from the back at Vons. It wasn't him from the front, though.
Free screening of "Sir! No Sir!" at the Actors' Gang tonight in Culver City. Q&A with filmmaker after. Details: http://www.wtffestival.theactorsgang.com
aldenoneil on Obama is awarded the Nobel peace price! - http://www.reddit.com/r...
"It's mass delusion." - aldenoneil
@alphabox That one will have to wait until it achieves bargain-bin status. I have no magical rental pass.
I'm going to make things that go lefty-tighty.
@acmecomedy So when's the screening?
@barrosvirginia You're a spammy shitface.
Few things in this world are as daunting as a 500 slide PowerPoint deck. But, oh, the excitement of taming such a beast! hrm.
Working on koan: An Angeleno says he hates superficiality in others; in truth he hates that LA has made him superficial. Eat it, Confucius.
@alphabox All Games Int...no, I've got nothing.
Wasn't the whole rape, rape-rape issue explored on The Wonder Years?
aldenoneil on Stay classy, /r/jailbait - http://www.reddit.com/r...
"I believe that should be, "plying them with quaaludes."" - aldenoneil
Isn't The Biggest Loser really all of us, for watching? No, that was stupid. I love that show.
My God, laundry increases exponentially when people are added to a household.
Even tiny people. - aldenoneil
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