#2news:A.D.Gridley has sworn that he will Be the1st 2stick his sword in AL~Qyedas Mouth!@2stop AL~Qyeda from Deflowering all those pairs of Blossoming Petals in Staten Island.Saying that shld put a little dagger up his ass before he thinks about attacking all those Douche's in NYC.But from what we'v heard theres No Law&Order there either!
iPnews:TalkaboutTalmudRules!AL~Qyeda was Quoted as saying today after we get through with Staten Island. Theres no other Island to rule except4that Douche Island across theNYHarbor called NYC!Stating that before any Rabbi gets hold of any of those children that He&his Boys will bring moisture2all those pairs of Blossoming Petals!So Sayeth the Lord!
iPnews:AL~Qyeda said this morning that ever sinceLaw&Order left StatenIsland that He and his Secret Malitia will indeed Deflower every over the hill writer of the StatenIslandRetreat! and all their children. Saying Bringing Moisture2all those pairs of BlossomingPetals is the name of their game&they'll B eating the Rich By Dinner time next Thursday!
#2news:Theres No Law&Order in Staten Island. The BabinoCribs The Latin King Babino's and The Babino Blood Boys have taken over! Every Man Woman &Child should take warning and supply themselves with at least 3or4 days of food and balloons4 when reinforcements secure the island again. Warning: Law&Order has left Staten Island! No more Law&Order!
iPnews:cont~them were all that beautiful tail fromCalifornia&NYC.One young lady said that she'l always rememberStatenIsland as one bigConcentrationCamp4Guido's!Adding that I've never seen or heard so many Italian's bitch'en aboutHollywood being-in their backyard since the Jews took it over back in 51! They all can have their Island&Eat it 2!
iPnews: The personnel at Pouch Camp arent like the rest of those Racist Staten Islanders. We at camp all feel that those douche's r the best thing that Television can buy this year.It's nice 2 C all that NYC tail walking around like little thumpers coming out of Duffy's camp.
iPnews:cont~this eveningTaping15minutes that takes3hrs2shoot!& its Fu*king Freezing!All the ladies said they needed2stay warm.CarolynsaidDuffy's near by giving freeHat-Tricks2any young lady who wants her pair of FloweringPetals2Blossom with Moisture.They all were missing4a couple hrs but returned remembering their lines/ warm smiles on their faces!
iPnews:Law-n-Order Co-Star Ms. Carolyn McCormic said that Duffy really did a#on Benji's head! Turns out all guys know how 2 bring moisture 2 any pair of Flowering Petals. It's pulling those Hat-Tricks out of thin air that causes the problems. Ms.McCormic,Ms.Annie Parisse and Ms.Angie Harmon all Co~Stars of the show were down at Pouch Boy Scout Camp
iPnews:Law-n-Order Star Benjamin Bratt was looking4AL Duffy the other Day for his first lesson in how 2 bring moisture2apair of Flowering Petals. He found Duffy down @Duffy'sTavern inStatenIsland giving lessons on how 2 pull a Hat-Trick out of thin air.After Mr.Bratts initial lesson,He said he was going down on Carolyn McCormic 2 seehow shefeels?
iPnews:(The King of the Jews)"BiBi" NatenYahoo called other former members ofG*D'sChosenPeople and said the AmericanAnti-ChristALDuffy has promised to hold his breath4 another 2,000yrs if our dear Michael r.Bloomberg saves Camp Pouch in Staten Island and other Boy Scouts of America.Once the Anti-Christ always the Anti-Christ! Michael dont trust em!