From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When It begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above youi bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin... I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth. - Alex Scrivener from Bookmarklet

Woo! First time I saw an example of Tycho having a violent meltdown with the glowing eyes (since I read this sporadically, but I saw a description of him doing this on Wikipedia). That was funny as hell. - Kamilah Reed (K. Gill)

Bump. Because, why not? - Alex Scrivener

This is my favorite of theirs and the first one I ever read. Apparently I get a bit apocalyptic when I argue, according to my old roommate who sent me the link. - Jennifer Dittrich