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IT CAN'T BE DONE! RT @BackpackingDad: Went to Target, spent $25. #winning

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I covet Randy Jackson's glasses. All 924 pairs of them.

1 hour ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Twinsies! http://www.alimartell.com/index...

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About to watch Trauma: Life on American Idol. (Hoping for less vomit this week.)

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Haddie Braverman is a shit disturber.

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Stupid crown needs replacing. Again. THIS is exactly why I like to avoid the dentist.

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*lightbulb* Water for Elephants IS Moulin Rouge, without the musical numbers: http://www.alimartell.com/index...

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RT @sweetney: So, let's all try to tweet less and blog more, and leave comments to let people know we're there, listening. Cool? *holds hand to heart*

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RT @YummyMummyClub: Post it here for everyone to see! https://www.facebook.com/YummyMu... RT @ymcbuzz: Spill it! Have you got a blog? What's the url?

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I Only Speak The Truth: Water For Elephants Is Moulin Rouge - http://www.alimartell.com/index...

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RT @Clippo: @yummymummyclub Where's the how-to for men for their ladies? Cuz lets face it, even a bad beej is a beej. That's so not the case for gals.

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Something I have discovered: I do not like fudge.

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So the new Nicholas Sparks movie is the one where pretty people fall in love against all odds and then tragedy pulls them apart? Original!

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My favorite part of Valentine's Day is tomorrow...half-price candy and chocolate. WIN!

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Have they let the models out yet? RT @MarinkaNYC: Lunch at Saks without @MrsLoulou and @alimartell. Sniff.

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Downton Abbey. Let's do this thing.

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I swear. This is what my life is ALWAYS like. http://www.alimartell.com/index...

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Idris Elba. *SWOON*

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(Happy Valentine's Day TO ME!!) Stringer Bell on Live With Kelly today. I'm unreasonably excited about this.

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Does anyone actually LIKE those heart candies that say "BE MINE" and "LET'S GET IT ON" on them? They look like they taste like TUMS.

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Two of my kids have been wearing ski goggles all week. I don't even know either.

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Fun-size Snickers are such a lie. Snickers the size of my head? NOW THAT'S FUN.

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I know I'm in the minority here, but I really won't be upset if the Dan and Blair Valentine's Day kiss is NOT in a dream sequence.

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The 30s are awesome, I swear! RT @jenbshaw: My list of things I want to accomplish this year, now that I'm 30 and all. http://www.jenbshaw.com/2012...

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UM. Yum. RT @Clippo: Not bad so far... http://instagr.am/p...

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14 of the best scenes from The Wire. Ever. http://www.alimartell.com/index...

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14 of the Best Scenes From The Wire. Ever. - http://www.alimartell.com/index...

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RT @littlemissmocha: Right, @alimartell? MT @advicetowriters: Do you hit the space bar twice after typing a sentence? Maybe kick the habit: http://litreactor.com/columns...

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A sixth season of The Wire. RT @YMCbuzz: Spill it! What do you REALLY want for Valentine's Day?

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YES. RT @metalia: @alimartell I HAVE THE SAME QUESTION. We are very Hipster Ariel about Bon Iver.

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