Joshua Allen - FriendFeed

@yoweim Very perceptive. If I was a dog, I would be a Weimaraner

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is going to get some Chinese food.

7 hours ago from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua thinks that having swine flu would have been an excellent excuse to push back on unreasonable demands. Alas, the virus never came, and here we are again.

20 hours ago from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Confirmed: she cannot be persuaded or moved by reason, rudeness, or death punch. She is a zombie. Good to know that I can stop trying.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua wife just told me, "We're compatible, because I look good compared to you!" Makes sense to me.

Friday from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is "Listen sir, I don't mind sharing the pole, but you need to stop touching me. Don't get your feelings hurt."

Friday from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is fuzzy friend frag festival, my XBOX 360 I missed thee so!

Thursday from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

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Thursday from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

This X301 has a 4.5 hour battery life! AWESOME!!!

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is steeling his resolve for a time compressed week starting tomorrow. In ship mode, the horizon vanishes and you're controlled by events. It never lasts forever.

June 28 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Ah, yes. The sounds of Chinese screaming fill the house again.

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rory_blyth Time for a "LEAVE MJ ALONE!!" YouTube video?

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua toil.

June 26 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is coding with his hair on fire.

June 24 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Yeah, my wife and I have had a membership here for 10 years, and I haven't worked out (here) a single time. I never make it past the restaurant :-).

June 23 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Why are stuffed animals always *animals*? Is this a modern invention; encouraging our children to love beasts?

June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is at the gym. Not working out. Drinking wine with a pretty girl.

June 23 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Just tested the Silverlight app I'm working on in SL3 and it worked!

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hehe: "Popeye is conceived of as believing in his own existence. He is simply mistaken about this fact."

June 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is doing volunteer manual labor. I don't know if this has ever happened before. NOT SMART!

June 19 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means", doesn't mean what you think it means.

June 19 - Comment - Like - Share

The statement is funny when used with a word like "inconceivable". It's not funny when used with any old word that the speaker misunderstands. It's not a joke about vocabulary. - Joshua Allen

OH: Hercules was lucky. He was hag-ridden by only one hag. We get hag-ridden by multiple hags at once.

June 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is sitting at Bellevue downtown park enjoying the nice weather.

June 17 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

@markmacleod the topic of IE8 *did* come up :-)

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just finished a 2+ hour meeting that was actually interesting.

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joshua is sitting down to a bowl of fresh home-made mapo dofu and freshly cooked rice. All is right in the world!

June 16 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

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