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Well, I'm guessing that some Mexican took his job. - Allen Thompson

Well, yeah... it IS Caprica City, after all. Saw it on the Tee Vee. - Allen Thompson

Why can't they just pick these up and stow them in the belly of the plane? I'd be okay with flying that way. - Allen Thompson

I'm SO buying me some beach front properties for when I retire in 4 million years. - Allen Thompson

If this thing ever does fire up, we're so screwed. - Allen Thompson

OMG. I might actually consider "camping" if I had one of these. - Allen Thompson

OMG... I'm an autoimmune syndrome factory. I guess there might be an upside... I guess. - Allen Thompson

In my day, had a sent a note (no texts, obviously) to a girl, her parents would have sent the note to my parents and I would be required to apologize and then my social life and freedom would have been severely limited for a month. Why does the law have to get involved in this crap? - Allen Thompson

On the one hand, "bleh, another movie based on a video game," on the other hand, "Straczynski!" - Allen Thompson

Ooo... It's kinda steampunky. I likes. - Allen Thompson

I'm always leery of legislation bearing the name of some recently deceased white girl. While sorta kinda noble, I'm sure this thing will be abused regularly by law enforcement. - Allen Thompson

HAR! - Allen Thompson

"Lamar Smith, a 'conservative,' called the WAAAAMBULANCE…." - Allen Thompson

Oh, now I could see many fun applications for this technology. Unicycles, anyone? - Allen Thompson

Oh dear Zeus. I guess I missed my chance to have all of those kids from my childhood locked up for calling me "fag." - Allen Thompson

Oh dear Zeus. I guess I missed my chance to have all of those kids from my childhood locked up for calling me "fag." - Allen Thompson

Okay for a laptop... I guess. - Allen Thompson

That's okay. My spleen has a golden tan now. - Allen Thompson

That's okay. My spleen has a golden tan now. - Allen Thompson

"You have a right to sing the blues. You have a right to cable tv..." - Allen Thompson

How can AT&T make derogatory statements about the FCC when AT&T is clearly part of the government's domestic spying infrastructure? ...or is this an "Army vs. Navy" thing? - Allen Thompson

HAR! - Allen Thompson

HAR! - Allen Thompson

Eeeewweee... okay, I guess I might need this someday. - Allen Thompson

Um. This isn't a new idea but I keep coming back to the fact that Europa is bathed in radiation from Jupiter. That ain't no place to raise your kids. - Allen Thompson

I just peed myself. Thanks guys. - Allen Thompson

Yawn. Here we go some more. - Allen Thompson

Yawn. Here we go some more. - Allen Thompson

They'll never catch me! - Allen Thompson

Analyst: "Your constituency likes animals. Let's go for the pet owner angle." McCotter: "That's brilliant. Who in their right mind would vote against kitties?" Analyst: "Only the people who kill them by masturbating, sir." - Allen Thompson

Analyst: "Your constituency likes animals. Let's go for the pet owner angle." McCotter: "That's brilliant. Who in their right mind would vote against kitties?" Analyst: "Only the people who kill them by masturbating, sir." - Allen Thompson

HAR! - Allen Thompson

HAR! - Allen Thompson

BUt... what if a student is having sex with his or her roommate? - Allen Thompson

Yay! A law against being a big old fat meanie!!! - Allen Thompson

Yay! A law against being a big old fat meanie!!! - Allen Thompson

That's all well and good but... a lot of people are asking if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I'm not saying it's true, in fact, I don't think it is, but it's interesting that he hasn't denied it. http://www.glennbeckrapedandmu... (parody of Beck's interview style) - Allen Thompson

That's all well and good but... a lot of people are asking if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I'm not saying it's true, in fact, I don't think it is, but it's interesting that he hasn't denied it. http://www.glennbeckrapedandmu... (parody of Beck's interview style) - Allen Thompson