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Just applied for Motion Graphics at @MindSnacks. Hey, guys, I would love to talk to you! Check out my portfolio!

1 hour ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bats, freakiest looking mammals. Prove me wrong. https://t.co/0nIW3Btn

7 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Lactose intolerant--ice cream sounds great!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

SIX FLAGS.

May 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just a Double Sec for me, thanks.

May 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://yfrog.com/h8u6ldyj La Grands. Freaking delicious.

http://t.co/bvx3lvhO La Grands. Freaking delicious.

May 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wow! Card designed to connect any device to the internet. Check out the wifi config via iPhone screen! I'm blown away. http://www.engadget.com/2012...

May 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://yfrog.com/obdo5kbj

May 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is it ironic I'm reading Fahrenheit 451 on my phone?

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It should go without saying that the best public restrooms would be at the Kohler showroom.

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Singularity is when we figure out we're not nearly as intelligent as we thought we were.

May 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Step 1: Retweet! Step 2: Step 3: Profit!

May 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Maybe everyone I know can retweet this so I can live in San Francisco? Square motion graphics job, I'm lookin' at you.

May 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Best Convertor for strange videos: Youtube!

May 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Pudding" - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

May 16 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

new1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

May 16 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

Motion Graphics artist with 3 years corporate experience. Look no further! http://www.alanhelton.com/

May 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

TIL There are a limited number of banana jokes.

May 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

98.9999... problems but a bitch aint .9999... http://www.youtube.com/watch...

98.9999... problems but a bitch aint .9999... http://t.co/eqwjUX23

May 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Twetter!

May 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think what I'm tryin' to say, people, you either forgot or never knew what its like to be just a dude with a wallet. Me too.

May 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Without Facebook, disappointment in your friends and yourself is fortunately much more dull and drawn out.

May 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

After.not being on Facebook, it depresses me now every time I go back on. Anyone agree?

May 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I HATE PLANKING AND I HATE CONE-ING AND I HATE HOW THEY KINDA GROW ON YOU AFTER A WHILE.

April 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Video Reel, April 2012 - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

April 17 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

Reel 4 14 12b - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

April 15 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

Someone please [don't] do this: 3D print a million robots and use them to buy and waste all of the helium. Thank you.

April 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

None of the websites I've made exist anymore! Should have screenshotted them...

April 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @pourmecoffee: Rick Santorum suspending his campaign to be President of the 1950's.

April 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Humanity, sometimes you're too amazing! How A Geek Dad And His 3D Printer Aim To Liberate Legos - Forbes http://www.forbes.com/sites...

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