1. I never shuffled, I never crawled I just got up at 8 months old and walked. I have been a terror and a pest ever since. - alphaxion

2. even the touch of butter/margerine makes me want to vomit - alphaxion

3. I lost all my molars when I crushed them during my first epileptic fit - coming round and spitting bits of teeth out and wondering why my pants were wet is never a fun thing. - alphaxion

4. I can't read analogue clocks. can't do it. - alphaxion

5. I was about 7 or 8 before I learned to tie my own shoes, even though I had already read the lord of the rings on my own. - alphaxion

6. I'm left handed, and broke my little finger on my left hand one lunchtime and wasn't allowed back home, spending the rest of my school day writing on what the dinner lady was sure was a sprain. I told her off the next day. - alphaxion

7. Our next door neighbours knocked on the door & requested to my dad to "stop your son from throwing 'doggy doo doos' over the fence at his kids". Dad didn't believe such a story until curiosity got the better of him and off he went to see for himself. It wasn't long before he spotted me, with marigolds on, scooping up turds, yelling "smelly brownies" and throwing the payload over the fence whenever they ran up every time. My dad decided if they were dumb enough to answer every time they deserved it. - alphaxion

8. I was forced to sing in a choir at ages 3 or something. I used to sing the condom song and frankies relax instead. - alphaxion

9. I would spend hours collecting insects and keeping them up my sleeve. Apparently I took quite a liking to a particular spider and called him fred. - alphaxion

10. I would always be in fights at school, sticking up for others. Until my first day at secondary school where I went quiet. Parents are still sure that I had been swapped out for a clone. - alphaxion

11. I once stumped a guy at Kennedy Space centre when 10 year old me asked "does the universe expand in one direction more than another?". 2008 proved little me to be correct. - alphaxion

12. I once ran out into the middle of a hurricane to clear a storm drain of a chunk of tree. - alphaxion

13. My little sister had retina blastoma as a little kid and lost her eye to it. I live in fear of secondaries taking her as it did my Aunty (genetic trait, I'm clear of it). - alphaxion

14. I was 24 when I got my first girl friend. - alphaxion

15. I have dived off the top deck of a tourist yacht into the Med. after no-one would dare jump in. - alphaxion

16. needles scare the crap out of me when they're threatening to be stuck into me. Once in I don't care. - alphaxion

17. I have loved satire ever since I was about 6. Kids my age would watch Ghostbusters, I loved Spittin Image and the New Statesman. - alphaxion

18. I am currently financing my GF through her uni course. - alphaxion

19. I financially bailed my parents out. - alphaxion

20. I dreamt my own death when I was about 8. Life support machine being flipped off when I was in my early 30's. - alphaxion

21. Everyone that knew me as a kid used to refer to me as "born again", apparently I acted as though I had been here before. - alphaxion

22. I have spent about an hour speaking to a ghost as a child - alphaxion

23. Many people get annoyed with me because I have a tendancy to begin talking to random people, I try to stop doing this as some think I'm trying to butt into their convo - I love to talk and share knowledge so it's difficult. - alphaxion

24. in complete contradiction of my willingness to talk to random people, I am also chronically shy >.< - alphaxion

25. I feel I have wasted almost 10 years of my life in IT and want a change. - alphaxion

26. I have eaten jelly using chop sticks.. I know that makes it 1 more than advertised but it was too random to not use. - alphaxion

Great great stuff :) - Far

26. I have a relative that is a stunt man in hollywood, I'm related to Amy Johnson (aviator) and I'm a relative of Ben Hornigold a famous pirate. - alphaxion

This is awesome. Thanks for being so forthcoming, alpha. I, for one, appreciate your candor. - Derrick

Nice list. I am not sure whether I believe in ghosts but I am intrigued by the idea, so I loved #22. - Carmen wBabby

Awesome!!!!!! I do believe I smell a coffee table book in the making. A little like secret post cards but the 25-er book - Janet-The Bottley Crue

Oh, I don't think ghost are spirits of the dead. Some kinda dimensional crossover or more likely the power of our minds over reality before society beats it out of us. Ever wonder why many kids in diff cultures have invis friends? Maybe dualism is real if the mind is open enough - alphaxion

#12, wow.#22 sounds interesting. I wonder what kind of conversation did you have:) - Neya