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Great, it's Valentine's day and I forgot to anonymously send myself flowers, again!
I wonder what they do with all of those refrigerators that dead bodies were found in? #thingsthatmakeyougohmm
That highly intelligent quote came from the racially confused redhead on bad girls club.
"She's got a fake Louis Vuitton! She's a disgrace to America!" yea 'cause only real Louis Vuittons are made in the U.S. by a guy named Pablo
Yay! I have been called a bitch twice today! Two more times and I'll beat my record!
Marriage is for people who don't know any better.
I'm sorry if I brought anyone down, it's been bottled up so long
I will never know what real love is, forever love. That's why I'm bitter
I am bitter because he got married a month after our divorce and I haven't even had a boyfriend, we've been seperated for almost 6yrs
daughter, who is 5, is in kindergarten. I love my son with all of my soul it just makes me sad that my ex has never spent time with him
I'm bitter because our babies are only a few months apart but my son, who is almost 6, is barely entering his toddler phase while his
yes, I am bitter! I wasted half my life with an SOB! The only good things he gave me were my kids.
temporarily deactivated my facebook account, at least until after valentine's day. I do not want to read all the sickening lovey dovey BS
warning long bitter rant ahead
Do your part it only takes a minute! Web censorship vote on 1/24.. http://americancensorship.org #SOPA
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies - Denver News Story - KMGH Denver http://t.co/haieqEeY I wonder what his obituary will say
Oops ok you're supposed to follow @ilovejbeiberr and she'll wait on all of you hand and foot, virtually of course.
Hi @ilovejbieberr who is awesome only because she's my daughter and she promised to wait on me hand and foot today if I said this :D
It feels like a congested midget is living inside my chest
If your auto correct constantly changes 'come' to 'cum' and 'bye' to 'bend over so I can spank you' you could be a sext addict.
I accidentally txted my Aunt at 1am saying I wasn't wearing panties. Christmas is going to be awkward this year.
About to enter the dark ages and not talking about sleep
HELP!!!!!! I'm getting the blue screen of death!!! Is there a computer genius out there?
Woke up to a swollen thumb and a computer virus. Conspiracy?
So you sleep with every guy you meet but you're not a slut? Are you a volunteer prostitute?
Putting a diaper on a puppy is harder than it sounds. Thank God for duct tape!!
When I grow up I want to be a hamster
I only listen to loud angry music.........ooh oooh ooh and Sarah McLaughlin
Win a Silhouette Cameo! {digital cutting tool} simply leave a comment here: http://t.co/hugFEWKV from @CraftaholicAnon
Irony: the opposite of wrinkly. *not original just funny*
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