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By my fuzzy math calculations: It takes 31.5 seconds to go from "Bad Decision" to "Dead" when your car can do 0-140mph in 1.2 miles.
Why is the day before my day off always the hardest?
You can create flavors by combining Jelly Bellys. I just ate a mixed handful without regard. I think I created "57 Chevy Rusty Fender" ugh.
Moving Day. This 2yrs was the longest rental period in my life. I've moved 15 times since '97. Why can't the homeless find a place to live?
I offered to take my wife out to dinner and she demanded we go to: http://www.tiltedkilt.com. It makes Hooters look like Chuck E. Cheese.
At Moes my wife ordered loaded nachos with the chips on the side. They freaked out "If we do that you would get a salad and chips for free."
I think I just witnessed a Lesbian marrige ceremony in the Target parking lot. There is no other way to explain how these three women we ...
Just saw Pluto Nash again. What a great film. Space movies with black lead actors get bad reviews. Worth my $8.99 this month on Netflix.
Day 12 of 90 degree high temps in Charlotte. And summer has only just begun. Now I have a reason to sit inside and enjoy the AC.
while walking around the mall I have seen four different Asian females approach people and ask to use their phones. Did the tour leave them?
So tired tonight after my long day at the DMV. Read about it at http://ambushradio.com.
One problem with Japanese Steakhouse dining is being forced to sit at your table with Terrorists.
I think Wii is Japanese for "Torture". The Wii Fit Board should be in the same category as the Water Board.
Since middle-age can only be determined after you die, and I feel like I'm in my 2nd life, that would make my 1st middle-age 15 years old.
"Inbox 0" is really tedious, and yet so rewarding. I guess it's how days off are meant to be used.
Fresh new computer, bought used. I can now retire the 2003 Dell to a deep and dark final resting place. A Dell Well perhaps.
The dream of FREE WiFi for all is here. Thanks to Google. http://www.google.com/tisp/
My place of employment has a new corporate policy: 'Cover Your Own Ass'.
I called in to work due to snow. I'm am officially a Southerner.
I keep forgetting things and arguing with people. Is it the weather today? Or do I have to admit that I am old and feeble in my young age.
It's a very Merry Christmas in our home. Merry Christmas to all...
I feel like having a few adult beverages before returning to work today.
Watching Boondock Saints II at the trendiest movie theatre/bar/night club/restaurant called Mez.
My $10 copy of Windows 7 Ultimate arrived today, broken. They sent a "Windows Expert" pin in the same package that pierced both disks.
People of Walmart strike again. A man just tried to steal our cart after he decided he didn't want to carry his toilet paper.
NC Grilling Update: It's Nov. 6 and friends are coming over for shrimp and chicken skewers on the grill. Meanwhile, Syracuse had snow today.
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