John McCain is so old, he has the blue prints for the wheel hidden away in a safe-deposit box
- Rah-PM 2012
John McCain is so old, he is The One. (John McCain of the clan McClain)
- iTad
John McCain's so old that when G-d said, 'Let us create Man in our image,' he was talking to McCain over SMS.
- Akiva
John McCain dropped the apple on Isaac Newton's head...
- iTad
In the worlds before McCain, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically...
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- Johnny
John McCain is so old, he caused controversy by hiring undocumented workers to maintain the Garden of Eden.
- Akiva
didn't think this was going to turn out so hilarious at all
- Rah-PM 2012
John McCain is so old, he's been in the Senate 14 years less than Joe Biden
- Jeff Quinton
John McCain's so old that in his first term as a senator, he witnessed the assassination of Julius Caesar (sorry, couldn't help but add one more).
- Akiva
From Flickr: "This is a screenshot I took with Snagit. The movie is in B&W but, as you can see, I colored part of it. Any comments/suggestions are welcomed."
- Outsanity
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For some favorite pics from the past 3 days, try http://friendfeed.com/mitchel.... My teeth are super-lousy with very weak tooth enamel. If I don't take care of them, my next dentist visit has 4-6 cavities. :-(
- Mitchell Tsai
I *JUST* saw the same sign at a bar in Key West last week.
- Gary Bacon II
Thanks, Maxine, I pass the greetings to Anna. Yeah, that is one reason for the movies, but we are watching a lot of movies or YouTube videos together for any occasion.
- Attila Csordas