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Her: "That'll be 12--I mean 6 dollars, sir. Sorry. Everyone's coming into the theater in pairs tonight." Me: ":/"

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My new BFF. His name is Security. http://instagr.am/p...

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RT @AndrewMayne: Here's the ad free version of my book trailer on Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/36747344

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"...there's a dolphin fountain that points to all five cardinal directions, North, Southish, East, West and Not-West." @TheGoGame except

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Wishing you all only the best VD today! (Er...that came out wrong...)

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RT @amazingsoup: I am getting a lot of spam text messages these days - gotta be more prudent about which bathroom walls I post my number on.

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I reposted this story last night, but it totally got to me again and I've been thinking about it all day. http://www.amtrekker.com/thought...

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Princess Emily http://www.amtrekker.com/thought... #fb

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Princess Emily - http://www.amtrekker.com/thought...

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RT @JustinRYoung: Huge congrats to @shwood and @jontilton for winning Vook's Best Overall award for the yet-unreleased Scam School ebook http://www.vook.com/blog...

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Guys! Guys! Guess what I just did! I logged into...MYSPACE! (And then laughed at pre-amtrekker blog posts.) Weird. http://www.myspace.com/truantd...

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Get excited! This is a snapshot of the @TheGoGame company calendar for March! cc: @shwood @JustinRYoung @invisiblewife http://twitter.com/amtrekk...

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[Insert caption here] http://instagr.am/p...

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I'm getting the stare-down. http://instagr.am/p...

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Just woke up from a horrible nightmare that took place in the hotel room I'm in. Like a scared little kid I can't even get back to sleep. :/

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Raddest restaurant ever! In house artists all over the place! http://instagr.am/p...

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Since we're talking about Disney. You guys hear about this awesome app you should buy if you're going to Disneyland? ;) http://itunes.apple.com/us...

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Helloooo, Sushine State! BIG @TheGoGame on Wednesday, but maybe I can sneak in a trip to WDW one day before I leave...fingers crossed!

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Flying standby to Orlando. Not only did I make both flights but I even scored an exit row window on each! Winner.

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TSA: "Have you ever tried to look for a piece of chicken through a refrigerator door?" Me: "Is this a trick question? Why would I do that?"

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It never fails to make me smile when they have to move aside the rubber chicken to get to the "suspicious" m http://instagr.am/p...

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3:30am on a Sunday. Must be time to head to the airport. Am I right, guys?! Anyone? No...? Okay, just me then.

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The people above me are either moving out, renovating or teaching a herd of elephants to tap dance to the tune of Lady Gaga's Telephone.

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Longest road of 14. Largest army of 7. Final score: 9 to 9 to 9 to 10. Crazy.

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RT @FillWerrell: Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if you can". When I checked it today, it was called "Challenge accepted"

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Do I have any SF area friends that don't have dinner or fun plans yet tonight? I want to do something...

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RT @jettstein: Aw @thegogame bosses surprised us with gifts at SFO for running an epic 1000 person game. Heyyyy champagne! http://twitpic.com/8i4te4

RT @jettstein: Aw @thegogame bosses surprised us with gifts at SFO for running an epic 1000 person game. Heyyyy champagne! http://t.co/KaUiIvEN

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RT @jettstein: hall & oates hotline 1-719-26-OATES

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Ways in which I roll. http://instagr.am/p...

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RT @cowgirlcurtis: @AndrewMayne @amtrekker @simoneallyne but brett's photo is so much more inviting. he's like "oh hey guys!" and you're like "I'LLEATYOURSOUL"

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