Amy Quinn

A Bushel And A Peck, or, Whither Melissa Lynn? - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Robot Monkey Head - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

There Are No New Stories, Only Old Ones With Different Words - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

A few weeks back, Natalie Pompilio was looking for sites to include in a story she did about mocking websites, ala Albert Yee's SeptaFail and Lamebook.com. I only... - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Can A "Broad Street Stomp" Version Of "The Bristol Stomp" Be Far Behind? - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Enough, or, They Shoot Horses, Don't They? - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

'I would bang him like a screendoor in a tornado.' - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

No Wonder My Happy Heart Sings - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Patrick Swayze Caps Summer Of Celeb Death - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Film Shooting In Wildwood, We Have No Reason To Believe Robert Hays Will Star - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Prospect Park West: Sex in the City + Stroller - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Thought Bubble - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Go Fourth - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

Tanned, Rested and Ready - http://www.citizenmom.net/2009...

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@jwarminsky I'm trying to turn it off, it's driving me crazy. Just started doing that just now. Standby

KILL the background singer like now

Even Mr. West is not safe from the Jack Johnson-ization of every song by Kris. Though oddly this is working for me far more than Gokey.

That was neither stunning nor amazing. I barf on this.

Gokey FAIL

@zetazen Srsly I know times are tough but people are taking the DIY thing too far w/all that duct tape.

I did not love that, Adam Lambert. Bad arrangement.

Miss Lambert better not mess this song up. One of my favorites evar

@zetazen White freaks REPRESENT http://bit.ly/EECBA

@zetazen Seriously it looks like he's checking her out trying to decide if he wants to hit on her, not that they're engaged. LMAO

Paula: "All three of you are worthy to be in the top two." UMMMMMMMmmmmmm She is the female Yogi Berra.

@zetazen @stevebravo There are some CLASSICS on http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ right now

Uh oh, Paula just officially put the Terrence Trent D'Arby curse on Danny Gokey. Sorry, @jamieshupak. It's all downhill from here.

Lunch or nap? YES

@anniemal Srsly her hair is just fug.A hairdo is meant to convey "I'm so busy with my 8 kids I only had time to brush the front/camera-side"