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Ana
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them - The Onion - http://www.theonion.com/content...
November 3
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"We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego."
- Ana
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"Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you, that's just what we'll be."
- Dan Hsiao
The conclusion of this article finds the Onion in top form.
- Andrew C
translation: I am not into you like that. You don't do it for me in that way. Never did. never will. Sorry, but only sort of...
- Morgan Haley
The "my mom says hi" part is a nice way to twist the knife a bit.
- Brian Chang
brutal....
- Ňicķ
Sad, but true.
- Joel Webber
Uh...after 14 years, i married my male bff.
- Daisy
http://www.garfunkelandoates.com/music... - specifically, the "i would never" song.
- Andrew C