The Eternal Dance: Whenever I see Rachael's shoulders or the back of her neck, especially when she is asleep, I have the urge to
places small loving kisses on them... When Rachael feels them, especially when she is asleep, she has the urge to elbow me in the face...
I thought spinsters just had a lot of cats and never had been married, not that they didn't get funky once and a while (once every 61 days).
- Andy Bakun
Imma have to tell my wife she has to let me out of the house more often...
- awd
I keep trying to come up with a response to this. And yet I can't - I'm just thoroughly saddened that I'm below average librarian in this case.
- ellbeecee
"Random" partners are chosen by the ALA Casual Sex Interest Group using a special method passed down by Hawthorne Dewey (Melvil's little-known sex-obsessed brother).
- Steve Beeblebrox
Does that method involve punch cards, mahogany drawers and a rub down with a Secretarial School diploma?
- Pete
It was on the internet, it must be true.
- Michael W. May
Really, Kittyburgers? You couldn't a better way of saying that? *sigh*
- Derrick
you know that moment when you realize that you are just a *little* too comfortable in a conversation and you said something you wish you could take back? ... #uncomfortable
- Bren
A former premier of Ontario is on record as admitting that he went to teachers' college for the sole purpose of finding a spouse. If he'd had a clue, he would have gone to library school.
- DJF
Srsly, it's my impression that librarianship is a very gay & lesbian friendly profession. I wouldn't say *most* of the men are gay by any means, but plenty of them are.
- Steve Beeblebrox
These are the days of my life: Conversation this morning with onco: "Having a brain tumor is a lot like having Zombies in your brain munching on it while you walk around pretending everything is normal." He never gets my metaphors.
lol...i make lots of hilarious typos
- Mary Carmen
Oncologists really should have more of a sense of humor.
- Meredith
Agreed. I constantly make jokes. I had a break through with him about 3 weeks ago when he actually cracked a smile at one of my funnier comments. He is a fantastic doctor, so I shouldn't complain too much.
- Mary Carmen
Yeah, but you'd think that someone who deals exclusively with cancer would have the sense of perspective to laugh at stuff (even cancer, especially cancer).
- Meredith
He's super serious. Which is fine. The other two docs in the practice are hilarious and the nurses love me.
- Mary Carmen
Who doesn't love you? You're the most lovable person I know other than Reed, of course. :)
- Meredith
Awwww...thanks, Meredith. I think you're incredibly lovable yourself! And, I miss you!!!
- Mary Carmen
Miss you too! Let's chat on the phone sometime soon and catch up.
- Meredith
Yes, please! I'll email you to make a date.
- Mary Carmen
For the last company picnic, Management decided that due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups.
I ask my lil bro, "What the hell are you doing here?" He says, "Well, you see, when the bell rings after 7th period, we all go outside and get on a bus, which eventually drops us each at a spot close to your homes." *sigh* my family never gives straight answers. LOL
I was just talking to Mike today about the "one-way" friendship... I might feel I have a real connection from reading someones content on say, Friendfeed.. and they might hardly know I exist! :) Nice job, looking forward to future posts.
- Tim Hoeck
Thanks, Tim. As much as people deny the connection between online friendship and real friendship when asked point blank, I think there are common elements to both that allow for almost equivalency: being a bad friend online is the same as being a bad friend in the real world. To take what you said: unrequited or non-reciprocal online friendship stinks just as much as unrequited friendship offline.
- Mark Trapp