I love babies, but I can't ever eat a whole one by myself. - Nine Ferdinand

poor baby neck. - Anika

Its a Modest Proposal. - Andrew Baron

this was a laugh out loud moment for me. LOVE IT - Melissa Maskevich

@ Trish R Agreed. Shoulda been a pita pocket! ;) - Ed Shahzade /NextInstinct

Funny, yet disturbing at the same time. - Bonnie Dean

If coconut oil is made from coconuts, and mustard oil is extracted from mustard seeds, what is baby oil made from? - vimoh

+1 Vijayendra - Bonnie Dean

Thanks Bonnie. But as I should have mentioned, the joke was not mine. :) - vimoh

Yes, I know, Vijayendra, I was giving you props for remembering it! LOL - Bonnie Dean

Then that's fine. And thank you again. :) - vimoh

@Vijayendra Mohanty: Have a friend who loves Edy's Girl Scout cookie ice cream (particularly thin mint). He happily assures everyone nearby that the product is made from REAL Girl Scouts. I wonder if he likes chianti. - a runcible MiniMage