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Andy is snotty (the little-known eighth dwarf).
Andy can tell it's Christmas cos the perfume ads on telly get even more pretentious.
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's ambition is to have a font named after him one day.
New programme idea: 'Strictly Come Dances With Wolves' - lots of celebs & scores of ravenous wolves. Could somebody from the BBC call me about this please.
Andy suddenly found himself - for no good reason - thinking about 'New Jack Swing' RnB. I reckon I must be the only person on the planet to have that thought today (other than the former members of 'Color Me Badd' and 'En Vogue' obviously).
Andy apologises to his cycling & motorbiking mates but I want some SNOW in London please. Let it snow, let it snow, let it SNOW.
Andy is - ever so reluctantly - beginning to feel Christmassy.
Andy has de-der-der der-der-der-der-der playing in his head (the X-factor feem choon, just in case that wasn't obvious).
Andy is heading out to his first Xmas do of the season. Not only have I brushed my teeth but I've even had a whore's bath (armpits & dangly bits). These days that's what counts as a major effort on my part. I am such a catch.
Andy is skill.
Andy has already been outside this morning. It's too frosty. I'm playing my joker & calling a National Duvet Day. (I can do that, right?)
Andy is backing Voiceover Man to win this weekend's X-Factor final. I like the way he says 'JOE McEld-RREEEE'.
Andy just had honest talk with myself. Not a bad fellow, seems to know a lot about me. Should consult him more often.
Opening a window counts as going outside on a Sunday, right?
Andy is extremely fortunate in his friends - an authentic, emphatic, generous, non-judgemental bunch. *waves*.
Andy is eating a Cheesy Wotsits sandwich. Damn right it's a good day.
Andy can't decide which one of the Three Wise Men is his favourite. Probably the one who invented Christmas selection boxes.
Andy has a new phone number (long story, not very interesting) 07854 881249. Please adjust your records accordingly.
Andy has a long to-do list. Well, he would if he'd got around to writing one. Top priorities: trim nose hair, take nap. Wish me luck.
Andy is celebrating his freedom to do whatever the heck he likes by eating Tangy Cheese Doritos. They're tangy AND cheesy.
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Andy has a Google Wave invite going spare if anyone wants it.
Andy has moved into a swinging Chelsea pad. I imagine that the invite from Prince Harry to join him for a few cheeky cocktails in Boujis will arrive any day now.
Andy wishes that the British weather would grow out of this emo phase it's currently stuck in. Related: spasms of jealousy when I think about mates who are currently working on 'I'm A Celebrity'.
Andy has noticed that when he drinks lots of wine he frequently has a headache the next day. I'm even starting to wonder if there's some kind of causal link. Somebody should look into that.
Andy is going bowling this afty. Wearing other people's shoes, sticking my fingers in strange holes - bowling is just like college really isn't it?
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RT @JamesMelville Best comment so far about the Henry handball cheating scandal..."We should stop kissing with tongues in protest at France."
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