New programme idea: 'Strictly Come Dances With Wolves' - lots of celebs & scores of ravenous wolves. Could somebody from the BBC call me about this please.
Andy suddenly found himself - for no good reason - thinking about 'New Jack Swing' RnB. I reckon I must be the only person on the planet to have that thought today (other than the former members of 'Color Me Badd' and 'En Vogue' obviously).
Andy is heading out to his first Xmas do of the season. Not only have I brushed my teeth but I've even had a whore's bath (armpits & dangly bits). These days that's what counts as a major effort on my part. I am such a catch.
Andy has moved into a swinging Chelsea pad. I imagine that the invite from Prince Harry to join him for a few cheeky cocktails in Boujis will arrive any day now.
Andy wishes that the British weather would grow out of this emo phase it's currently stuck in. Related: spasms of jealousy when I think about mates who are currently working on 'I'm A Celebrity'.
Andy has noticed that when he drinks lots of wine he frequently has a headache the next day. I'm even starting to wonder if there's some kind of causal link. Somebody should look into that.